Complete this rhyme: Secant, Tangent, Cosine, Sine...

[bbernardini]

There's a real answer, and it was inspired by another Lounge thread.

[FloridaJudy]

1. My head's full of math, but my belly's full of wine (?) n/t

[bbernardini]

2. I learned this in 9th grade geometry...

...so no references to alcoholic beverages, alas.

[FloridaJudy]

10. Unfortunately

After over forty years, I can still remember my "Official High School Drinking Song", secretly taught to us 9th graders by elder students.

"Oh, it's
Beer, beer, beer
For old Pacific High!
Bring on the whiskey,
Bring on the rye!
Send those juniors
Out for gin,
And don't let a
Sober sophomore in.

We never stagger,
We never fall:
We sober up
On wood alcohol.
When our loyal
Boys go marching
Up to the bar for
Over the bar for
Under the bar for
Beer, beer, beer!"

...but I can never remember where I put my keys. :shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. LynneSin.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Three point one four one five nine!

Anybody care for a nice piece of pi?

[bbernardini]

5. Nicely done.

It's pretty much the only thing I remember from that class.

[Zornhau]

6. Three point one four one five nine!

Pi, Phi, square root of three!
fight em, fight em, RHIT!

damn you, by being in the pep band I was conditioned to complete that rhyme every time! :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. LynneSin.

[The Animator]

8. Vertex, Blendshape, Lambert, Line

[bbernardini]

9. Now you're just showing off.

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Penis, Cloris Leachman, brine