A joke for the day

[lost-in-nj]

Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life!,
between the legs of me wife!'

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the night' She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?' John said,
'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.'

'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'
She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'

lost

[Dr. Strange]

1. bwahhahahha

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

terrifying!

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. God bless the Irish!

[quip]

5. Thank you!

[soleft]

3. This is a version of the old sailing joke

I dont remember the set up but the punchline was, "he's only done it once and he got nauseous and lost his hat"

[quip]

4. He must've been Ferengi Irish...

:rofl:

[Parche]

6. take your emergenc c Gorn

:hi:


found emergenc c

[lost-in-nj]

7. took airborne earlier

going to the Dr. at 1:30

idi


lost

:hi:

thanks

[Parche]

8. Dr Dover Gorn?

your proctologist?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:







get better soon :hi:

found doctor

[Brigid]

9. This is a good one!

No wonder it was voted Best Joke! :rofl: