How hard is it not to step in your own shit?

[MonkeyFunk]

Evidently, very difficult if you're my dog.

grr... mopping the kitchen floor and it's barely February. Grumble grumble....

[californiablue]

1. I won't go

into details about what my dog does with her own shit. Sorry you have a mess to clean up!

[terrya]

2. Um...I believe I know exactly what you're talking about.

It's....DISGUSTING. But apparently it's not that uncommon. We had a dog who did that.

[californiablue]

3. I know...

our vet said it's normal. But. Still. :puke:

[terrya]

5. Yeah.

Ugh. :puke:

[Critters2]

13. Mine doesn't do that with her own. But the litter boxes need to be kept

out of her reach. She sees them as dessert trays.

[Omphaloskepsis]

16. Almond Roca..

We had a dog that would do that. He would have kitty litter stuck to his nose.

[Bunny]

18. Dear God! My dear departed Golden Retriever Lily used to do that!

The litterbox was her fucking smorgasbord! :puke:

[darkstar]

4. Does not the paw that steps in shit also scratch the snout

Grasshopper?

[californiablue]

6. must.not.think.about.it.

And the snout that dispenses licks.....just sayin'

[darkstar]

7. Hey..howdy-do (do)

Welcome to the joint. Just be careful where you step.

:hi:

[californiablue]

8. No shit!

er, thanks! :)

[mopinko]

23. yeah. i have a couple of poorly bred terriers.

i always used to let my dogs kiss my face. never more.

[hedgehog]

9. My dog loots leavings from the cats' litter box and then drops them

on the floor at random spots!

[MonkeyFunk]

10. cats poop dog-licorice

[TZ]

11. Call me warped but....

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it had something to do with GDP.....:rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

12. LOL

a reasonable supposition.

[Critters2]

14. Me, too. My first thought:

Oh, Lord. What's going on in GD-P now?

[Quantess]

15. My dog will see that and raise it....

Out for a nice walk, off-leash, my dog rolled in feces. Human.

:puke:

[MonkeyFunk]

17. You win.

[Quantess]

25. No, I lose!

I had to wash it off of him!
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[hippywife]

20. Ummmm...

how did you know it was human? :think:

[Quantess]

24. I can't be 100% certain,

but based on deductive reasoning I concluded it must be human.

#1 Not dog poo, not cat poo, not bird poo, not horse poo, not rabbit pellets, etc. I've had a lot of pets, and I'm familiar with their poo qualities.

#2 It was at a park in a populated area by a river, where people park their campers & RVs, probably sleep in their cars too.

#3 It stunk bad, worse than animal droppings.

:puke:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. dogs are gross. loveable idiots. cats make much more sense to me.

sorry you have to clean up

[MonkeyFunk]

22. well I have a cat

whose mission in life is to find the weirdest places to puke. So I'm not sure there's such a clear divide.

[Critters2]

26. Yep. Cats puke WAAAY more often than dogs.

If my dog pukes, I know she's sick. If my cat pukes, I know he/she is alive.

[MonkeyFunk]

27. exactly

I have three cats, one's a regular puker. It doesn't mean anything. He just does it.

Usually behind the TV on the stereo cables, on the mantle behind the candles and pictures, on the only scrap of carpet in the house.

The dog puked once and I almost rushed him to the vet.

[madrchsod]

21. how does one know when spring is here?

all the dog shit is melted

jesus h christ i`d better read what i post....

[Quantess]

28. I hope your dog didn't track it on carpet

if not, that's something to be thankful for.