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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 09:55 PM
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OK...I've had a few and I'm ready to throw punches
You think your candidate's shit doesn't stink???

FUCK YOU!

You think the other Democrat is homophobic/pro-war/pro-business/evil/son of sam

FUCK YOU!

We got some great options this time around. Last time? We had an awesome progressive afraid of his own shadow. The election before, same thing.

This time we have two fighters .... and YOU'RE PISSED.

FUCK YOU!

If you even think of staying home on election day, if your candidate doesn't win...

FUCK YOU!

Oxygen is wasted on you.

Don't reproduce.

Get castrated or a hysterectomy.

You really don't need to pollute the gene pool with your inferior stupidity.

Realize that your life is a waste and you've only muddied the water with your existance.

If Clinton wins, I am voting for her in the G.E.

If Obama wins, I am voting for him in the G.E.

And if you don't,

FUCK YOU!

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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 09:57 PM
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1. by "a few", you meant a 3 minute keg stand, didn't you?
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 09:58 PM
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3. LOL...well so far I've had
A 12 oz of Bells IPA, 1 22 oz of Lost Abbey Red Barn Ale and 1 22 oz of Moylans Hopsickle IPA
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 09:59 PM
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4. Lightweight
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 10:00 PM
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8. Hey - I didn't say I was schnockered
I just said I was ready to throw some punches.

You have no idea what the GD-P folks are saying

they're fucking NUTS!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 10:09 PM
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14. i've never had more fun in GD-P than i have this week
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 09:57 PM
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2. Nonetheless, I think it's time for you to hit the rack, as I intend to do soon.
Sleep cures all.

Redstone
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 09:59 PM
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5. Explain rack....
Is it the rack of the Inquisition days? If so - no thank you.

I've had enough torture....thank you
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 10:08 PM
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13. No, no, "the rack," as Marines or sailors refer to it... a bunk, hammock, or a bed.
Find one of the three, my friend; it's that time.

And for me as well.

Redstone
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 10:10 PM
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15. I gotta observe two toddlers
No racks for me
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 10:14 PM
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16. You have your priorities straight. Watch those kids, and enjoy them tomorrow
morning, and all the days thereafter.

Redstone
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 10:23 PM
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17. Yup
Although they are little agents of anarchy!

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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 09:59 PM
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6. *swat, swat, swat* Then go take it out in GDP.
OK, don't. Never mind. :P
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 09:59 PM
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7. d00d, is Jeb Bush All Up In Your House With Disease? (all three)
take some deep breaths

fuck 'em

:hi:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 10:00 PM
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9. ME TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey
did you use one of these???



lost

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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 10:01 PM
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10. No but that looks wicked cool!
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 10:04 PM
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11. An Ice luge
for shots....

feature it at your next party!!!!



lost
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 10:05 PM
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12. But what about my ales that I serve at 45 degrees?
One might think an ice luge would ruin the complex flavors of the ales!
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