men believe women named "Dave" are the most well endowed

[harmonicon]

at least I do.

[CorpGovActivist]

1. Pre-op? Post-op? Mid-ops must be a bitch.

[Donk Yore]

2. I had a "friend" until she met a "Dave"

ruined the whole damn thing.

I hate Dave's

[Dr. Strange]

3. I like Dave's.

[CorpGovActivist]

4. Not a sauce you'd be apt to see in 9 1/2 Weeks.

[Dr. Strange]

6. Ouch!

That's gonna leave a mark.

[CorpGovActivist]

9. If your sex life needs that much spice...

... it's time to go to Toys R Us.

[TZ]

5. ....

That's hawt!!! (Dis is my best Orrex impression):rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

7. Add a limerick.

Then it would be the quintessential Orrex post.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Women say that they are smart.

I say that if women are smart, they will have, throughout history, agreed as a sisterhood to name all astonishingly endowed male babies "Dave". It'd be a secret code of sorts, one to take the guessing away, for those who are interested in that sort of thingie.

Of course, with the advent of the internet, created to speed the distribution of photographs and videos of nekkid persons, a correlation may eventually occur, and the conspiracy laid bare for all to see.

Of course, some women say that size doesn't matter, so this is obviously a controversial urban legend that will be, as time goes by, in and out of the public awareness.