Who is MrCoffee's spouse?

[Dr. Strange]

Poll question: Who is MrCoffee's spouse?

I feel like posting a poll. So I made a poll. You vote now.

Who is MrCoffee's spouse?

Edited to add Mrs. Olson...cause MrCoffee likes it "mountain grown"

[LostinVA]

1. Midlodemocrat

Scary, but true.

[racaulk]

2. No, that was just a booty call.

MrCoffee told me so.

[CorpGovActivist]

4. .

:spray:

[Bake]

25. LO FREAKIN' L

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bake

[MrCoffee]

31. LMFAO

Well played! :applause:

[racaulk]

37. Ha!

Thank you, sir! I thought you would get a kick out of that.

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Freeper.

[LostinVA]

34. No -- I'm a racist

Get it right.

[racaulk]

3. Sanka

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

5. You're welcome.

[racaulk]

7. .

[CorpGovActivist]

6. The Sanka Girls spoof on Family Guy!

"Don't ya wanna Sanka?"

The http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=sanka+%22family+guy%22">video has been taken down, but will be back up. I'd lay money on it.

[racaulk]

8. Yeah, I saw that!

Nearly fell out of my chair laughing!!!

:rofl:

[CorpGovActivist]

10. Yup. Brilliant. I would sooooo do Seth MacFarlane...

... 's taxes for him, so he can do what he does best.

And that voice!

- Dave

[AllegroRondo]

9. and is MrCoffee related to Mr T?

[mzteris]

11. Mrs. Olson

Because it's "mountain grown" . . .

[Dr. Strange]

13. That's who I'm missing!

I knew there was someone else I should put on the list, but I couldn't remember!

[CorpGovActivist]

14. Recount!

[Dr. Strange]

15. No need...she's on the list now...

and she's got three votes!

:rofl:

[racaulk]

16. ELECTION FRAUD!!!1!!11

Clever that you changed the names on the ballots after the votes were cast! I bet Diebold has a job waiting for you!

Bastard.

:P

[Dr. Strange]

17. I didn't even know that would happen!

I figured the Other votes would just follow the Other choice.

Knowing this little quirk about DU polls leads me to formulate mischievous ideas, though...

[racaulk]

18. Beware! Evil genius at work!

:rofl:

[CorpGovActivist]

28. Ex-cell-ent! Smithers, release the hounds on these fools.

[CorpGovActivist]

27. Now she has four. She's gaining. She's the Dark Roast to watch in this race, for sure.

You heard it here first.

[CorpGovActivist]

30. Told ya.

[MilesColtrane]

26. I never bought that whole matronly comforter act.

...pouring rich Folgers coffee for young newlywed neighbors...

I think Mrs. Olson was secretly raising a bunch of young, cloned Hitlers a la "The Boys From Brazil".

[MrCoffee]

32. Look at how unstained her teeth are...she's faking it.

[edbermac]

12. Mr Ken?

I always felt Barbie was just a decoy. :7

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. Didn't Elrond Hubbard alert us to Rachel Ray's coffee-dunking donut huckstering?

MrCoffee may be keeping a secret.

[Dr. Strange]

21. I suspect that MrCoffee has many secrets.

He's a man of caffeinated mystery, he is.

[redwitch]

20. Juan Valdez?

They met at an immigration rally. Their eyes met over a cup of French roast and that was that.

[MilesColtrane]

23. Didn't it used to be Marilyn Monroe?

[Z_I_Peevey]

33. .

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

35. I almost included her in the poll too.

Cup of Joe, indeed.

[Parche]

24. Juan Valdez

[rug]

29. Mrs. Folger

[geardaddy]

36. These two?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcMpJlYynBw&feature=related