This is why I can't get anything done.

[LaraMN]

I'm sitting on my couch attempting to look over some homework before I have to leave for school.

After about ten minutes, I realize that in the course of reading ONE page of homework, I've interrupted my focus with the following thoughts:

"What if Jesus really did return to Earth, but he came back as the Loch Ness monster?"

"I wonder if I could tell the difference between colby-jack and cheddar-jack cheese, if I had one bite of each kind. I bet I couldn't."

"I can't tell what I smell like."

"I wish we had baby pickles that were really crunchy."

"I can see dents in the bones in my fingers when I bend them. It's gross. I wonder if that's normal?"



:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[soleft]

1. Ritilin?

[stuntcat]

2. I

I have this very problem. Especially when I'm trying to read :cry: I look at the same sentence for five minutes but the whole time I'm thinking of what I'll make for breakfast or how much nicer it is to sleep with my socks off than on or something else that's like a total waste of time :banghead: :banghead:

[DS1]

3. I wonder if there's a dented bone fetish

that'd be weird