Have you ever spent quality time with yourself in your office at work?

[Phillycat]

Poll question: Have you ever spent quality time with yourself in your office at work?

Working from home doesn't count.

[meegbear]

1. Define 'quality time' ...

I've done a lot of things at work.

[MrCoffee]

2. Oh HELL yes! It's better when you're getting paid for it.

[DS1]

3. that's hot

but only when chicks do it

[Phillycat]

9. Less cleanup.

[DS1]

13. Reason for termination: Spooge

[MrCoffee]

14. The cleaning staff will draw a line in the sand on that one.

[DS1]

18. next to the lines on the carpet?

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

20. "Did this guy get syrup all over his keyboard? What IS that???"

[madinmaryland]

4. IBTL!!1!!

[rug]

5. I don't know how to answer. I get paid to do it.

[davsand]

47. I gotta ask where you work!

At least what KIND of job you have!

Do you get to take a smoke break?

:smoke:


Laura

[Redstone]

6. If you did, I hope you had your office door locked.

Redstone

[MrCoffee]

7. ...and were on a conference call

[Phillycat]

8. "It's nothing...these antibody orders just make me...emotional."

[Redstone]

10. I'd nominate that post for a DUzy award, if I could.

Redstone

[skater314159]

11. That could be REAL interesting in a CUBE FARM! nt

[quip]

12. One word review: Nipples.

[TZ]

16. IBTL!!

You were just waiting for the chance weren't you, pev. Those are umm melons...:crazy:

[quip]

21. ??????

A thread about, uhm, well you know, and you think nipples will lock the lock? :shrug:

I'll have you know that nipples are sublimely beautiful, while autoeroticism will make you go blind!

[TZ]

22. and everytime you do it...

God kills a kitten, they say.....As an owner of two kitties..That theory doesn't fly.....
:evilgrin:

[quip]

24. I thought it was that every time you did it, God made 2 kittehs blind...

[Dr. Strange]

26. Oh my.

I'm as happy as a girl on the side of a bus...

[quip]

29. That image was riveting!

Weld done!

[Dr. Strange]

30. ppfffttth!

You're killing me!

My medallion is going haywire over that one!

[quip]

31. All seriousness aside, that's a great pic!

;)

[racaulk]

34. That's hot.

:rofl:

I think you're trying to get this thread locked!

[quip]

37. If I were trying to get this thread locked, I'd post a picture of

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU">this! :evilgrin:

[TZ]

38. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Damn you, temeah!! (oh you got me good)*shakes fist in mock anger*
:rofl: :thumbsup:

[quip]

40. God, it's like taking candy from a baby!

:hug:

[Dr. Strange]

44. You mean from a 9th grader, right?

She's so immature! Not like us professionals, eh?

[quip]

45. Ahem. That doesn't even sound legal! I prefer: Am I your first moustache?

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

46. Yeah real professionals

Who can't tell inches from feet. Now wonder you aren't university material (btw, I have a coworker who loves to write things down on paper towels in the lab and she LOOOVES spinal tap, which is too funny to me now)

[quip]

50. napkin, paper towel... the point is that life makes WAAAAY more sense in light of that movie!

[racaulk]

48. You fucking jerk!!!

:rofl:

[quip]

49. Sing it, Freddie:

Another one bites the dust, yeah yeah, another one bites the dust...

:hi:

[texas1928]

15. The two other guys I work with in the same area might get a little freaked out.

If I did that.

[MrCoffee]

17. I'll pray for you.

[texas1928]

19. Bless you...

Have a blessed day.

[Richardo]

23. I'm intrigued.

Tell me more. :hi:

[Phillycat]

25. "I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter."

:hi:

[underpants]

58. Yes and pictures would help

:woohoo:

[querelle]

27. Yeah.........

Once I was spanking the monkey into a urinal when somebody walked in and caught me. Turned out okay though.........I got a date with him after work. SWEET!

Q

[bigwillq]

28. Not at work

Don't have my own office.

[Fox Mulder]

32. Only today.

:rofl:

[racaulk]

33. Yes

And that's all I've got to say about that.

[TZ]

35. You know, this is eye opening to me...

I've heard about some "rendezvous" in darkrooms for microscopes at various companies I worked for but um..not this.:wow:

[madinmaryland]

41. You know, there is something about this...

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[GOPisEvil]

36. The other people in the cube farm might object.

Might.

[FarLeftRage]

39. Yes...

Quite a few times, before they put the 'net filters in...

IBTL!

[SPKrazy]

42. Many moons ago

:P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

43. shouldn't that read ---

a suffusion of cream.

[Mad_Dem_X]

51. In my old job, yes.

I worked in an office with only one other person. When she was out for the day, I'd lock the door and...

[CreekDog]

52. I think that's against the rules here

:shrug:

[Phillycat]

53. Whoa, this thread is back.

!

[MrCoffee]

55. But I can only vote once...WTF?

Wait, it's not vote each time you do it?


Dammit!

[Phillycat]

56. Lord, I hope you're washing your hands before you post.

[MrCoffee]

57. Nope. But on the plus side, I'm using someone else's keyboard.

[RadiationTherapy]

54. Every. Single. Workplace.

Thake THAT Merrill Lynch!