Crap! The microwave just burned up my popcorn!

[Bake]

Stinks like hell in here. I'd better get the hell out before you-know-who finds out it was me.

Bake

[racaulk]

1. .

:popcorn:

[Runcible Spoon]

2. YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

doncha know that stuff is poison?!?! :scared: any last thoughts?

[CreekDog]

3. You are supposed to babysit that stuff

of all the lazy, good for nothing things to do, leaving your popcorn unattended.

my rule of microwave popcorn is this:

you can microwave popcorn, but you must eat it, no matter what.

words to live by.

[Bake]

5. Geez, I pushed the button that says "Popcorn"

I figured it knew how long to go! Man, that SMELLLLLLLLLL!

Bake

[JoePhilly]

8. Are you sure you didnt' push - POTATO?

That always turns out bad.

[LostinVA]

4. We can't even make popcorn in our microwave

We call it "The Soviet Microwave." It's some fancy stainless steel Panasonic microwave that's too powerful for it's own good.

[Spirochete]

6. Now you've done it!

Lieberman's been notified, and he's putting on his tassels and heading over to your house.

[IcyPeas]

7. hmmm, i'll be right over

[IntravenousDemilo]

9. You have to take it out when the pops are one every couple of seconds or so.

Or get yourself some yummy Jiffy Pop.

[BOSSHOG]

10. Leave rotel dip unattended in the microwave for awhile

No smell but lord what a mess.

And how come if you make a mess in the microwave, and clean it up spotless "she" still knows?

[Bake]

11. Because it shouldn't be THAT CLEAN, apparently.

"She", however, is always glad when I make the mess because she makes me clean it up, and that way the micro gets cleaned at least occasionally!

Bake

[BOSSHOG]

12. Aha!!

My "she" is always cleaning up behind me. Apparently I don't do a good enough job.

[Bake]

13. My "she" follows behind to make sure I've done it right!

And if not up to her standards, I get to do it again!

Bake

[Common Sense Party]

14. Now, now. Microwaves don't burn popcorn. PEOPLE burn popcorn.

Next thing you know, you'll be banning and confiscating microwaves.

Or mandating microwave locks.