If I were a life coach, I'd make my clients clean their belly buttons as a first step. Why?

[CorpGovActivist]

1. If you're going to throw good money at someone to coach your life, I think you probably need to review the basics. Behind your ears will be next.

2. If you haven't dusted your bookshelf in years, you're probably long overdue.

3. I think I could probably sell the notion that the purpose is to cleanse the initial contact point you had with the world, symbolizing a new beginning, and a fresh outlook.

Personal checks will not be accepted.

- Dave

[CorpGovActivist]

1. .

OAOOSK

[JVS]

2. I'd have them bleach their assholes

[CorpGovActivist]

3. For those inclined to dismiss this...

... http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=asshole+bleaching">It's a real procedure.

And so help me, nobody wants the pics. So just don't.

- Dave