"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -- Ben Franklin; Thorazine: God's way...

[CorpGovActivist]

... of saying, "No, really. I mean it!"

Discuss.

- Dave

[struggle4progress]

1. Whoa! And so pot is like proof that .. uh .. y'know I'm really hungry .. I gotta get some pretzels

[CorpGovActivist]

3. Careful not to choke.

I'm just sayin'.

[struggle4progress]

6. When I tried pretzels, I didn't inhale

[CorpGovActivist]

14. The throat passage less traveled.

And that - that has made all the difference.

[styersc]

4. I like pretzels.

I don't know if they like me back.

[CorpGovActivist]

11. I like you back. That's a small start.

[DarkTirade]

2. ... and your mom is proof that god wants me to get laid?

:P

[CorpGovActivist]

5. Oh, no you din'nt just try to start a Yo Mama sub-thread?

You serve me in a thread, propuh.

[DarkTirade]

7. Sorry, I was too busy getting served by your MOM...

:P

[CorpGovActivist]

8. *shrug* What can I say?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2835128&mesg_id=2835128">Mama's got mad knee skills.

[DarkTirade]

9. From the sounds of it, your mom probably could serve me pretty badly...

maybe I should stop talking now... :)

I'm reminded of the episode of South Park dealing with that phrase. "Mrs. Marsh, your husband has been served. Very badly. Specifically he was served here *points to x-ray*, here, and here."

[CorpGovActivist]

10. No worries.

She was young and needed the money.

:P

And she's a South Park fan, too. So, really: it's all good.

[Generic Brad]

12. And magic mushrooms are God's way of saying...

...you deserve whatever happens to you if you're going to swallow something that was growing in cow shit.

[CorpGovActivist]

13. Sometimes, "certified organic" hurts.