Are women really more attracted to men with three nipples?

[styersc]

Or was she just being mean when she told me that the only way she would go out with me was if I grew a third nipple.

I've been trying all day without success, but I think she'd be worth it.

[RainDog]

1. no way!

four down each side is the only way to go. (oh, and one word: tattoos)

[styersc]

2. Here I was thinking that growing a third nipple was a sincere

show of my love that she could not possibly refuse.

But I bet if I had a total of eight nipples, she would leave the convent.

[TZ]

3. BWAH! (paging temeah)

Check this out:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7403320

Too funny!!!:rofl:

[styersc]

4. I didn't know third nipples were so in.

Maybe I can get a pastey or an implant.

[RainDog]

5. another dumb question, probably

but... why do people get their nipples pierced? that sounds like the most painful thing in the world to me. and what if you're a female in a lace bra and the hoop or bar gets stuck and...

it just makes me shiver to think about ti.

[styersc]

7. If I can get this third nipple to grow I'm not going to pierce it.

If the lord is good enough to answer my prayer for a third nipple, I will love and cherish it and never desecrate it with vain bobbles.

[CreekDog]

6. Always good to carry a spare

[Generic Brad]

8. Better break out the petri dish

That might be the place to start.