Limericks for Geeks....

[LynzM]

http://limerickdb.com/

Naughtiness and Geekery encouraged!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ashling]

1. Ok, I'm goin' to hell for this

There once was a geek from the valley
Whose Virtual love life lagged badly
til Cialis contrived
To repair his hard drive
To the specs of ms. silicon sally

[LynzM]

5. Hahahahaha....

Nice, did you write that one? And if so, did you submit it yet? :rofl:

[ashling]

7. I thunk it up

but haven't submitted it anywhere but here.:shrug:

[LynzM]

8. Cool!

:thumbsup:

[ashling]

9. Thank you

:)

[Zephyrbird]

2. Okay here's mine.

There once was a pathetic young nerd,
Who smelled like a freshly laid turd;
The girls they would shriek,
‘Till in his wallet they’d peek,
He now has a virtual herd.

[LynzM]

6. LOL

Iiiiewwww.... :P

[Glorfindel]

3. I love this one; it only SOUNDS naughty!

There was a young fellow named Herkin,
Who was always jerkin his gherkin.
His mother said, "Herkin!
"Stop jerkin your gherkin!
"Your gherkin's for firkin, Herkin."

[Zephyrbird]

4. And it's a tongue twister, too!

Well done!

:7