The Richmond Virginia Area Is Preparing For Another Destructive Bunko Night - Commonwealth News

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Midlothian,Va-
Two officers, that refused to be named, talked nostolgicly about policing inner-city, gangland basketball games this weekend. They talked about how the gangs weren't nearly as armed or deadly as a new group of hooligans that'll make their way through the Commonwealth on Tuesday night. Tommorrow night is "Bunko Night" or for one group of middle aged Virginia women an excuse to bring more destruction to the Commonwealth than any soccer hooligan has ever thought of bringing to the world.

After a raucious and wild night of "Bunko" the ladies then polished off the rest of their cheap booze and scower the area for more booze and destruction. The winner for that night generally drives in front of the caravan leading the group on their path of destruction. They usually then find the nearest wal-mart to raid and anyone that makes less than $45,000 a year to physically abuse.

One man, that refused to be named as well, was still visibly recovering from his attack wounds as he granted me this interview. He has been moonlighting at a gas station for the past couple of months to help pay for his daughters education, he was one of their victims last month. As he walked home that night he saw a caravan of luxury cars that were lead by a blue minivan with confederate flag decals. "I remeber it like it was yesterday", he said,"I remember seeing a Rolls-Royce in the Caravan of cars and saying 'Cool, a Rolls Fucking Royce'". He then saw the blue minivan stop and a woman stumbling out with a pipe wrench in one hand and an empty wine bottle in another. After smasing the bottle over his head she then beat him with the pipe wrench for several minutes before getting in her minivan and driving away.

Throughout the night many other repots of destruction were called into the State Highway Patrol office. Reports of Barack Obama signs being blasted with shotguns were reported throughout the Richmond, Virginia area. Reports of those same houses where the signs were located being shot up were also reported thoughout the night as well. Police have told people throughout the commonwealth too take precaution for tommorrow night in preperation for the "Bunko Night Hooligans".

Police have told Virginians to hide all their cheap booze, Barrack Obama signs, and to hide all people that make less than $45,000 a year. Also the police advised everyone in the commonwealth to not celebrate Barack Obama's projected victory in public because of the groups animosity towards the Illinois Senator and their disposition to carrying firearms everywhere they go.
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