heart me or the kitten dies....

[mike_c]

[Deja Q]

1. Well, they say God moves in mysterious ways...

Somebody heart him. Everybody knows why God kills kittens...

:wow:

[Shell Beau]

2. You better leave that poor wittle kitty alone!!!!!!

Or else!








:P

[Call Me Wesley]

3. I got yer hearts right here:

;) :hi:

[DarkTirade]

4. Sure... hold still.

Wait... did you say HEART? Oh... I misread that.

*hides baseball bat*

[yellowcanine]

5. It looks as if that kitty is going to off him/herself. The right paw is on the trigger.

Damn. What is the world coming to when kitties can get guns and shoot themselves?

[MonkeyFunk]

6. I'm pretty sure that kitten's the next Hitler

Let him go.

[quip]

7. Hold it! Next man makes a move,

the nigger kitteh gets it!


Edit: Upon the advice of my lawyer, go watch "Blazing Saddles". :hi:

[DarkTirade]

8. Heh... yeah... that might REALLY offend somebody who doesn't get the reference.

[Bucky]

9. It's too late. As of three minutes ago, God just killed that kitty because of me

I feel bad, but that little kitty was living on borrowed time anyway.

[MagickMuffin]

10. Will these do?.?.?

Sorry but I'm cash poor, and having to live off credit cards:scared:





Now back off of the kittie.

[JBoy]

11. Patienz

Sniper kitteh haz it.