I got 20 hearts to give out. Tell me why you should get one!

[jgraz]

:bounce:

[LostInAnomie]

1. We teamed up during the douchebag war.

And, all that followed.

[jgraz]

3. An excellent point.

19 left.

[Zoigal]

2. Because i just gave eighteen away and tomorrow is my BD...z

[Inchworm]

4. Give mine to a chick!

no! One better. Give it to jgraz for being so giving.

:silly:

[BarenakedLady]

55. Chick?

:spank:

That is womyn!

[Inchworm]

56. d00d!

If I call you Chicky it means I love ya! Thats how I typed it first, but it didn't look good in that context.

I know you are all woman, Chicky. (well I have vivid dreams of this anyhow)

:rofl:

[DS1]

5. Because I'd like one.

[jgraz]

15. Dude, you've got 9!

Don't be greedy :P

[DS1]

16. 10

:bounce:

[Rhythm]

6. Oktoberain could use a heart... she's suffering through a kidney stone episode!

Were she not hurting, she'd be bouncing around the Lounge tonight, instead of me!

[jgraz]

10. Yikes, that sux.

17 left (you get one too)

[Rhythm]

13. Thank you, Jgraz!

:hug: :yourock:

[1gobluedem]

7. Because I've never been one of the popular kids...

You can change that for me.

[Omphaloskepsis]

8. Give one to Primate1 instead..

He is actually a nice person.

[Haole Girl]

9. delete

That was stupid. Sorry.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

11. Because I'm depressed, anxious and need reinforcement

Thank you for listening.

[Omphaloskepsis]

39. Well, I always have enjoyed your contributions here..

I don't have any hearts to give but all this typing took a lot more time than clicking a link. That should mean something.

[WinkyDink]

12. I try not to bore.

[KitchenWitch]

14. Because my shoulder has been hurting terribly since October 21st

And I have a doctor appointment later this week to see what is wrong with it.

[jgraz]

19. Good luck!

That kind of constant pain can really suck. I hope you get it figured out.

[KitchenWitch]

22. Me too

I am afraid that I may be sent on...My mind has already gone to the bad place (Rheumatoid Arthritis or some other such thing, because of other issues).

[jgraz]

24. There's so many things it could be, most of them very fixable

Don't freak out before you need to. Even minor shoulder injuries can take a long time to heal (yes, speaking from experience).

[KitchenWitch]

26. Thank you, that is very reassuring!

:hi:

[darkstar]

17. I never *once* confused you w/ jpgray

that's gotta stand fer something.............

[jgraz]

25. heh, then you're the only one

[darkstar]

28. Oh , and I've always said you were righteous like that

[petronius]

18. I should not get one. Today is not my birthday (yesterday was), I am unlovable and

unloving, I laugh when people fall down, and my feet smell funny...

[Zoigal]

30. Happy BD belatedly, petronius

Your reasons for not getting a heart just aren't good enough. :) :) z

[petronius]

35. Hey thanks!

I could come up with more reasons, however... :)

[hisownpetard]

20. Ooo - if you give 8 of them to RetroLounge, he has to get rid of the bear!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7463618

[jgraz]

21. A great argument NOT to give him a heart

:P

[hisownpetard]

29. We need to give EIGHT (8). It'd be worth it to call his buff... er, umm, I mean

BLUFF.

[momophile]

23. I've seem some people around without them

don't give me any. I suggest you find those without. imo.

[Ellen Forradalom]

27. Because I'm training for a marathon

to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society.

[darkstar]

33. Well looky there.

Good cause.

Rock on, triathageek!!!

:hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

31. Because mine is broken, I need a new one.

[jgraz]

44. Awww...what happened?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

45. have you ever heard the term

blu...

[jgraz]

46. As in ''I'm so...''?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

50. as in

better
left
unsaid

It is shorthand for textmessaging.

I got one.

[jgraz]

51. heh. You now know my minimum age within 5 years ;)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

53. hmmm ---

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hl9Yfsu1Tj8


edited to add thanks for the heart.

[flvegan]

32. I shouldn't. Just wanted to thank you for the donation to DU.

And not just the monetary donation. You're one of the posters that stands out to me.

[jgraz]

37. ass-kissing will get you everywhere ;)

Plus you got me to stop buying from evil Sonoma Foie Gras. Since then, I've talked two restaurant chefs into switching away from them.

[flvegan]

43. Well done!

And thank you.

Thank you.

[Quantess]

34. I'm currently tragic.

I am unemployed. I broke my arm at the wrist 5 weeks ago and I had to have surgery with a plate and screws. Of course I had no insurance, and the bill is astronomical, and all I can do is bemoan the broken health care in the US.

But then yesterday, a super nice person bought me a donor star, which made me really happy! I had 2 hearts to give away, and I gave my hearts to people who didn't have any yet.

[Bennyboy]

36. Cuz.....

Just cuz.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

38. You Should Give Me One Because You And I Have Always Been Tight Allies Here!

Oh... oops... wait a minute... I thought I was someone else...

[jgraz]

40. Next year I gotta talk Skinner into handing out other body parts...

[rocktivity]

41. I've been administrating the DU Lounge

"Thanks For My Heart!" threads?

:loveya:
rocknation

[Forkboy]

42. Do I really need to explain?

What am I going to do with you? :P

[Skittles]

47. THAT SOUNDS KINKY, FORKBOY

I'm just gonna kick his ass!!! :D

[Forkboy]

48. If only you all knew.....

*sigh*


:hi:

:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

49. so i don't have an odd number...

although 11 is a lucky number

for some reason odd numbers leave me feeling like something is undone....

okay, I know that sounds strange, but so am I, series...

:hi:

[MagickMuffin]

52. If U have any left still, because I've have Battle Fatigue from GDP

;-)

[TZ]

54. Three words: Nekkid yoga pictures

;-)

[jgraz]

57. Am I that transparent?

Yeah, I guess I am.

[NMDemDist2]

58. I don't need one, I spent my last three cruising forums looking for the 'heartless'

and giving them to people who didn't have one

:D

[spinbaby]

59. I've posted in GDP and not gotten into a fight!

:)

[Inchworm]

60. What trickery is this?!

;)

[jgraz]

61. You are clearly not trying hard enough

:P

[jgraz]

62. 8 left! They're going fast!!

[BarenakedLady]

63. I'll post a nekkid pic of me.

Series!!1!

ETA: I love your sig line :thumbsup:

[jgraz]

64. I'm so easy.

[BarenakedLady]

65. Me too! Here ya go...as promised.

:rofl:

[jgraz]

67. So knew that was coming.

:P

[jgraz]

68. So knew that was coming.

:P

[Inchworm]

70. LoL

My heart stopped as the picture loaded then BAM! You got me. :rofl:

:thumbsup::loveya:

[jgraz]

72. Next year, we sooo have to get other body parts to hand out

Skinner would never have to ask for another donation again.

[Inchworm]

73. We should start a grass roots campaign in about December

Hmmm..

I almost forgot, campaigns need to start years in advance nowadays.

:P

[jgraz]

74. I can see it now

"I'd just like to thank whoever gave me the 7 asses and a right nut." :hi:

[Inchworm]

78. Exactly!

"thank you for the belly button whoever gave me it. Tell me who's it is and I'll send you a nipple."

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[redqueen]

66. I have more than terrya...

that's why terrya should get a heart from you. :)

[DainBramaged]

69. I hid GD-P?

[LynneSin]

71. I don't want any - but find people who have no hearts

The hearts are just like the US Economy - those who have an abundance get even more while others go without any.

If I had hearts to give out (and I can't this time thanks to a leaky tub) I would give to only those people without hearts.

[Hand]

75. Because I'm Canadian by choice?

Well, I still have my US passport, admittedly, but it wasn't any cinch getting in here! Also, it's snowing AGAIN!!! :cry:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

76. I organized a Democrats Breakfast last Saturday

in the most Republican County in Wisconsin -- we had twenty Democrats show up, most of whom had never met each other before.

[jgraz]

79. You get one just for being a cheesehead

I miss WI :cry:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

80. Not this week, you don't!!

The only time the temperature gets above 5 degrees is when it starts to snow. We've had six feet in the Milwaukee area already.

One of my co-workers is a WI native who lived in your neck of the woods for eight years before coming home. "Tell me again why I came back?" she's been saying all week.

[jgraz]

83. heh, I love the cold

It's July and August when I avoid the midwest. Hot, humid and buggy. Blech.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

84. I gave my boss eight years' notice on Monday...

As soon as my youngest is out of high school, I'm off to someplace warm! But she agreed that by that time, I'll be able to work remotely. Just give me a laptop on the dunes of Cape Hatteras and I'll manage your projects from there!

[terrya]

77. Because I have 4 hearts. The one you'd give me would make 5 hearts.

Simple as that.

Plus...my pledge to not post any naked pics of myself on here.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

81. I don't need one

I got four. I have no idea where they came from, but I'm happy as a pig in warm mud with these four.

Give them to people who only have one or two.

Twenty! Way to go!

:hi:

[hisownpetard]

82. Me? No! I don't want any hearts for myself: I'm happy with the small amount I've accrued on my own

I just want to tell you that I find your work on DU to be of the highest quality, always coming in
with the right words at the right time, always lifting people's spirits even though yours might be
shaky and dim, like a lightbulb about to fizzle out.

I truly admire the way you always step up when you see someone's feelings being...

Oh, wait... What? ... He doesn't have any stars left to give out??!






Freeper troll.

:grr: :nuke:

[SteppingRazor]

85. Because if I could just get up to three hearts, everything would be OK.

:cry: