If you were an all-powerful diety what would be on your list of deadly sins?

[Godhumor]

Number 1 for me would be "texting" while driving.

[democracyindanger]

1. Copycat threads.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Torture would be at the top for me...

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

3. Dishonesty, Stupidity, Slow Drivers In Left Lanes, Supporting Bush, Low Fat Food, Barney, And

women who let their friggin teeth get in the way when giving... uhhhh, ehhh, yeah...

That's 7 right?

[DarkTirade]

4. Only having sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation.

That's right... if you're gonna be sexually active, you'll get sent to hell for NOT doing dirty things. :P

And I think people would flock to my churches too. Nobody wants to be stuck in some puritanical 'sex is only for making babies, you're not allowed to have fun' religion. :)

[SOteric]

5. Putting f@#king pineapple on an innocent, unsuspecting pizza.

[DS1]

10. I heart you

:7

[SOteric]

14. Backatchya, hottie.

[DS1]

20. Allow me to whip this out..

[SOteric]

21. OooooOOOOOooo!

[DS1]

23. blah

nada

[FloridaJudy]

28. It's twue!

It's twue!

[SPKrazy]

11. I'm A Sinner Than

:D

:rofl:

[SOteric]

12. Sinner than what?

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

24. Er ...

then :blush:

fingers moving faster than brain on 2 hours sleep

[Godhumor]

13. You've just damned all of Hawai'i

That's just wrong.

[SOteric]

16. No, not all of Hawaii.

I got no problem with Mochiko chicken, bra. :hi:

[Godhumor]

19. So if they eat Mochiko Chicken, but manage to avoid eating pineapple pizza...

Hmm. Nope, they're all still damned.

I miss kailua pork. (ex-Kama'aina here):(

[SallyMander]

18. Mmmm.... i am going straight to hell

:9

[SOteric]

25. The company's prolly better.

You don't really want the cloud next to Jerry Falwell and Pat Boone, do you?

[YankeyMCC]

6. Under no circumstances base any moral or political decision

based on what you think I, the all powerful deity, want you to do! And leave anyone who doesn't like me or believe in me alone!

Well...I would like a message now and then...and maybe a nice sandwich with a pickle on the side for lunch...but other than that...seriously just take care of yourselves!

[AlCzervik]

7. after market xenon headlights. thanks for blinding me assholes.

[Muttocracy]

27. absolutely. some safety device, eh? damn blue light specials.

[MountainLaurel]

8. Not using your turn signal n/t

[joeybee12]

9. Spandex! Bigotry. Not loooooooving cats.

[Bennyboy]

15. passing the joint in the wrong direction....

Counter-clockwise people!

[supernova]

17. Bullying people you perceive

as less powerful than you.

[Zoigal]

22. Abusing kids and seniors. z

[Taverner]

26. Celine Dion must not sing

Otherwise, anything goes

Except the puppy killing. You only get to kill one puppy per day.

[BuelahWitch]

29. Anyone who abuses or abandons animals would get zapped to hell

:grr:

[FloridaJudy]

30. Really loud car stereos

The kind that make the pavement shudder, and stun small birds in flight.

And jet skis. And snow mobiles. And leaf blowers. And car alarms.

Commandment XI: Thou shalt not shatter the eardrums of others, lest you be judged a Real Asshole, and naughty in my sight.

[Jade Fox]

31. Today it would be......

people who behave like shits, and then play the victim when they get clipped for it.

[Catbird]

32. Apostrophe abuse's nt/

[Dukkha]

33. Karaoke

[Generic Brad]

34. Telemarketing people on the "Do Not Call" list

[Raejeanowl]

35. Constructing A False Identity On Line

Whether it's to phish, coerce minors, seduce women, or have a laugh at the expense of good people. Some are just born cons and grifters, and what they do goes much deeper than "Thou Shalt Not Lie."

But if you want a lighthearted reply, I'll vote against those recklessly optimistic souls who don't look in mirrors often enough (me) or consult spell-check before posting about deities (you).

[Godhumor]

36. That would be a typo without paying attention

Of course, that is the second time I have been damned in this thread already.

Oh yes, and as far as stupid typos, the printers of my senior yearbook in high school misprinted my name. It summed up everything I thought of that school in one tidy package.

[qb]

37. transphobia

homophobia
racism
sexism
ageism
weightism
theocentrism

[Fire Walk With Me]

38. Pop/rock. Hair "bands". Crimes against music.

Oh yeah, and all the political shit we're currently seeing.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

39. Being Tacky...that covers it all --

texting while driving is tacky...off with their heads. see how that works ;)