Why is it necessary for Gatorade to be "Fierce" ??

[tainted_chimp]

All i need are some electrolytes for my flu wrastled body!

Not a glass of cultural hyperbole, in the dazzling hues of concentrated Windex.




Thank you for listening.

[petronius]

1. There is some seriously weird Gatorade out there, and it's starting to piss me off

Gatorade is green, and it's called Lemon-Lime. Period. I'll make an exception for orange (as long as it's called "Orange"), but all this other stuff has got to go. What the fuck is "Rain" flavor?

On a related note, PowerBars should not come in S'mores flavor, or any other travesty of a taste... :puke:

[tainted_chimp]

2. ...

:rofl:


Thank you petronious!

I feel a little less insane.

Product Marketing has long been off the deep end....but sometimes something just reaches out and slaps you.