I would have paid money to see this . . .

[Brigid]

My sister's husband's friend Tony, has a Rottweiler mix that he always brings over. My sister has never liked this dog, and insists that it stay in the car when Tony comes over. She has several cats, two dogs, and a two horses; and she doesn't want this dog bothering them. But Tony is a Hoosier good ole boy, and God forbid he listen to a woman. The other day Tony came over, once again with this dog. The car window must have been open or something, because the dog spotted one of my sister's cats, Hendrix, and jumped out of the cat and gave chase. Hendrix wasn't quick enough to get away, and the dog caught him. My sister, watching from the screened-in porch of their house, came charging out into the driveway, tackled the dog, and got him in a choke hold, squeezed until the dog let Hendrix go. All the dog could do was whine. She said the look on Tony's face, and on the faces of her husband and her son, were priceless. Tony, a Viet Nam vet, said, "If I ever have to go into combat with a woman, I want it to be you!" I don't think he'll be bringing that dog around again anytime soon! :rofl: