What's the best way to goof off at work other than DU?

[Cant trust em]

I like to play the alphabet game with co-workers on the instant message program we have. Today's category was bars in San Francisco.

A. Abbey Tavern
B. Blondie's bar no grill
C. Costello's Four Deuces

you get the point.

[LostInAnomie]

1. I always play...

... "If no one would ever find out, and I never had to see them again, which co-worker would I have sex with?"

I've found that my standards REALLY drop once I introduce those criteria.

[fizzgig]

2. well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late

and i just sorta space out for about an hour :P

[Cant trust em]

3. Where are those TPS reports?

I really hope you get this joke.

[fizzgig]

4. pc load letter?

what the fuck does that mean? :argh:

[Cant trust em]

5. The first time I saw that movie I was in college

I didn't have a real job yet. It was hilarious, of course. But when I saw it again after I graduated all of the jokes had new meaning.

What would I be doing for that hour after lunch if not staring at the walls of my cube?

[Beausoleil]

6. I thought Michael Bolton had them n/t