ATHEISTS: WE need a new plan! we have to have primate1 back.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

he is key.

what should we do?

maybe we need a temporary deity to pray to.

gotta have him back.

[ZombieNixon]

1. Meh...lazy.

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. gah. i knew it.

:hi:

[mainegreen]

3. I refuse to engage in organized group activities.

They seem.... cultish to me.

[Deep13]

4. Maybe it will help if I take the pole out of my ass.

I might be less "uptight" then.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. A pole?

Shit dude, that's gotta hurt.

[Deep13]

17. Actually, the brass eagle on top of it hurt the most. nt

[ghostsofgiants]

5. It's futile.

My desire for slack, plus the killer holidays that the Church of the SubGenius offer are unfuckwithable.

[MrCoffee]

10. Please. "Bob" is a cheap rip-off hack sockpuppet

Malaclypse the Younger foretold all in the Principia Discordia. Bob is the FSM to Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst's Cthulhu

[semillama]

12. Not to mention the guarantee

Eternal Salvation or Triple your Money Back!

[ghostsofgiants]

14. I'm sayin'!

[NewJeffCT]

6. is he straight?

if so, i think you could convince him to come back to the fold

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. yes he is is straight

but i dont think i have much hold over him in that regard :rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

9. don't sell yourself short

i have confidence in you

[ghostsofgiants]

15. You might be onto something there...

:P

[NewJeffCT]

18. maybe i need to give up my atheism, too!

:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

8. How about the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Here is a prayer to say...

"Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. Ramen. "

:hi:

[sazemisery]

13. I worship his Noodliness

This is not me bowing to his noodliness but you get the picture.


edited for spelling

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Notice that the rest of the people in the photograph are not smiling.

They know not yet of His Noodly Appendage.