My oldest son wants to know if anybody on the board knows who I am. Do you?

[crim son]

Just curious. :P

[BarenakedLady]

1. Yup

:hi:

[crim son]

3. Juergen says hi!

I hope you're doing better than your Myspace update showed a while ago. :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

7. No school for kids today

And next week is February vacation.

:crazy:

:hug:

Hi, Juergen!

:hi:

[crim son]

10. I know it.

We've already had so many snow days that I think the vacation should be canceled.

[Parche]

16. Febree vacation?

:hi:

[rug]

2. Aren't you Elrond Hubbard's girlfriend?

[crim son]

6. Shhhhhh1!111!!!!!!

Kagehime will kill me!1111!

[fizzgig]

60. i will never share you with him

you are all mine :D

[DS1]

4. You're a Mainer

thus, weird.

[crim son]

8. Not a native Mainer!

Though I've been here the requisite nearly twenty years & some weirdness has been absorbed.

[Murdock]

5. ...

Bandersnoot?

[crim son]

12. EXACTLY!

Bandersnoot. Yep.

[Murdock]

17. Bandersnoot!!!!!

:toast: :bounce: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[crim son]

19. ...

[redqueen]

9. Yup!

Howdy, beautiful. :hi:

[crim son]

13. Hi sweetpea.

:hi:

[mainegreen]

11. A little.

Still hoping at some point we all get off our lazy asses and have a Maine meetup.

[crim son]

14. Juergen says:

"Meow!"

[mainegreen]

15. ...

:rofl:

Wasn't expecting that!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. My dear crim son!

Do I know who you are?

Heh...

Better than most, I think!

After all, we have spoken in person!

And I am honored to call you friend...

:loveya:

:hug:

[crim son]

20. Hi Peg!

I was trying to post a pic of Juergen in response but he shut down my computer. Bad Lad.

:hug: :loveya: :hug: Yes, you do know me better than most; how you suffer!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. I assure you, sweetie...

Knowing you does not make me suffer!

Far from it, really!

I feel badly that your life isn't as good as it should be...

:hug: :loveya: :hug:

[Gormy Cuss]

22. You're the boss of him.

Everybody knows that.
:D

[crim son]

25. As long as he lives under this roof...

Heh. He's a good boy except when it comes to doing the dinner dishes.

[KG]

23. do you know who you are?

:hi:

[crim son]

26. I've had the flu and half my brain was eaten by the virus.

No, I'm not sure who I am! :hi:

[LeftyMom]

24. I'm having one of those days where I'm not even sure who I am.

:shrug:

[crim son]

27. I hope the day improves, LeftyMom.

In the meantime, I'll lie to Juergen and say we're best friends. :7

[SKKY]

28. I've never met you, but I could pick you out of a line-up of, say, 15,000...

...women or so.

[crim son]

31. It would be my loud, inappropriate laughter

that would give it away... :D

[SKKY]

40. No, your face. You have a very unique face...

...which is to say, I can't say you look like someone I've ever met.

[crim son]

42. Okay, I will accept that.

I know exactly what you look like, too.

[SKKY]

48. Although, now that I think about it...

...there's a little bit of a Rebecca De Mornay thing going on, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

[crim son]

49. I'm older and less apt to attract the likes of Tom Cruise.

But you are making me vewy, vewy cheerful!

[SKKY]

50. Well, I suppose that's a good thing then...

...But, would you really want to attract the likes of Tom Cruise? He is, how can I say this, coo coo for coco puffs.

[crim son]

52. Okay, no.

Plus, I think he's shorter than I am.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

29. Yes, but not as much as I'd like to.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

32. Your answer has me thinking about the deal we made

last year: twelve solid months of compliments from you to me. I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you what a fine job you've done! :loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

53. It's easy when I have such inspiration.

:D

[crim son]

54. Oh,

Mwah! :*

[Deep13]

30. Nope, only know your psuedonym.

:shrug:

[crim son]

33. Maybe what I wanted to say is,

do you "recognize" me. By my pseudonym, I mean, like I recognize you by yours. :7

[Deep13]

35. Oh yeah, I recognize most of the Lounge Lizards.

:hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

34. Well, we live within the same state boundaries...

:D

[crim son]

37. And that makes me your

surrogate Auntie, or something like that. :P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

45. In Maine, any family relationship is possible.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

46. Laughing. Ain't it the truth?

Dammit, you make me with I were going out tonight, to survey the general population, while in reality I'm stuck in bed with the freaking flu. :D

[WritingIsMyReligion]

55. Eeeeewwww. Nasty flu.

Take care of that. :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

36. Hi crim son!!! Welcome to DU

:hi: Nice to meet you..

[crim son]

38. Nice to meet you too!

Stranger with whom I've occasionally had phone conversations! :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

41. That was you?

:D :loveya:

[crim son]

44. 'Twas. I assure you,

I wasn't at my best. :blush:

[SPKrazy]

39. Nevah heard of ya man

crim son, as in son of crim?

:hi:

who are you

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lAy3lGnO-W8

:rofl: :rofl:


I do I do I do!!!!!!


I think :think:


:loveya:

:hug: :hug:

[crim son]

43. As well as anybody here, I reckon.

And I use that word, "reckon" because it's been stuck in my head since yesterday. I reckon.

:crazy: :hug: :hug:

[SPKrazy]

47. I reckon that it will stay stuck there

as long as you have dreams for the collective unconscious :silly:

:rofl:

:hi: L! :hi: J!

yeah, I know who ya are!!!!

;)

:hug:

[hisownpetard]

51. I do.

:hi:

[KamaAina]

56. You're George W. Bush, right?

Oh, sorry, that's "dim son". My bad. :P

[Skittles]

57. hey crim son

ask your boy if I need to kick your ass :D

[crim son]

59. I don't dare.

I made him snow-blow the driveway this afternoon. :scared:

[Skittles]

63. cold

hey, is that a pun?
:rofl:

[crim son]

64. It is if you want it to be!

:rofl:

[BreweryYardRat]

58. Personally, no. From your posts:

You're a very nice woman from Maine who deserves better men in her life than she's had lately.

[flvegan]

61. I sure do.

I gots much love for crim son. She deserves so much more than she's getting.

You'll note of course how I'm behaving, considering we have oldest sons in the mix here.

[suninvited]

62. I have seen your posts

maybe someday I will "know" you

but, I do recognize the name whenever I see it. Does that count?

[bikebloke]

65. I'm not telling.

Go on! Waterbard me all you want. I won't turn in my mates, mate.

[Wapsie B]

66. Sure!

:)

[DarkTirade]

67. You are a mass of cells that has formed a neural net

that creates a very convincing form of organic artificial intelligence. One that has even deluded itself into thinking that its consciousness exists.

Am I close? :P