My wife kicks ass, and here's why

[sniffa]

Today she bought me not one, but two books. Keith Olbermann's The Worst Person In The World and Truth And Consequences.

Again, Bi-Baby kicks ass!! :bounce:

[LeftyMom]

1. Yeah, she told us that while you were still at work.

And yes, your wife does kick ass.

[sniffa]

2. Um, do you think I actually read her threads?

:eyes:

Sorry to bore you with old news. :eyes:

[DarkTirade]

3. Two bits of old news.

'cause we already knew she kicks ass too. :P

[sniffa]

5. Knock it off

I'm trying to score brownie points with her. :eyes:

:P

[DarkTirade]

7. If you want to score brownie points I have two words for ya...

'Alphabet trick'.

:evilgrin:

If you don't know that one, I'll explain it via PM.

[Pierre.Suave]

16. I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PICK ME PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

17. I don't wanna get this thread locked...

hence the mention of PMs. :P

[Pierre.Suave]

18. That would be why I did not come out...

and give the secret away silly...

:P

[bicentennial_baby]

25. I looked it up, and I heartily agree!

:evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

27. It also gives you a good opportunity to say something funny like

"Spell my name, bitch!" :P

*edit* I just realized the irony of using the :P smiley face during this discussion...

[southlandshari]

8. Be nice

No posting the :eyes: smiley in nice threads about your wife.

Who, by the way, does indeed kick ass.

Old news that is worth repeating, IMHO.

:hi:

[NMDemDist2]

9. dang! not *you* again!

:rofl:

:hi:

















:pals:

[southlandshari]

13. ....

Ayup. It's me. Again.

:D

[NMDemDist2]

4. well duh!

:rofl:


:applause:

[sniffa]

6. Thank you

on her behalf. If she's a good person she'll thank you herself.

And there goes my sucking up thread. :hide:

[NMDemDist2]

10. in only 4 posts too

is that a new record??

:popcorn:

[bicentennial_baby]

11. !

:spank:

[bicentennial_baby]

12. My books are cooler...

Mmmmm, Economics....

:rofl:

[sniffa]

14. Do I need to AGAIN lecture you on reinforced concrete and structural steel?

:eyes:

[southlandshari]

15. I told you to stop that!

No being mean in a nice thread about your wife, you siLLy man!

:eyes:

[sniffa]

19. But I am being nice

Did I actually lecture her on reinforced concrete and structural steel?

[krispos42]

22. Time to get kinky...

Draw some free-body diagrams on her. Perhaps a variable-geometry cantilevered composite beam with several point and distributed loads!

:evilgrin:

And I bet you can get creative with Mohr's Circles, too! O8)




:rofl:

[sniffa]

23. Mohr's circle is my enemy

If Mohr were here right now, I'd punch him in the nose. :grr:

But the rest of your suggestions sound like a hit. I'll even include the free load. :bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Are you going to grab your crotch again?

:bounce:

[av8rdave]

20. My wife is conservative, and bought me Stephen Colbert's book

Does that mean my wife can kick your wife's ass?

[Gormy Cuss]

21. So why did she need to kick your ass THIS time?

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[sniffa]

24. I didn't give her enough hearts

She's so vain. :hide:

[swimboy]

28. Now I know my ABCs

Tell me what you think of me.

Amen.