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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:12 PM
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Most shopping cart handles are contaminated with bodily fluids
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:14 PM
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1. My grocer offers antibacterial wipes near the carts at front of store.
I use 'em.
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:24 PM
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3. Mine too. I'm turning into Monk.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:15 PM
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2. Well, no shit.
Why does this surprise people?

Goddamn, this country is utterly fucking irredeemably fucking bozo level goddamned stupid dumb.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:26 PM
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4. Best to not ask about the checkout conveyor belts.
You know those leaky packages of steak and chicken? Yep...all over everything.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:27 PM
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5. Yup, And They're Mostly Mine! Is There Anything That Isn't?
Edited on Sun Feb-17-08 08:28 PM by Beetwasher
My bodily fluids taste like strawberry ice cream and make you powerful. Really.
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:27 PM
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6. Oh.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:32 PM
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7. I Know That. I Piss On Mine All The Time.
One of my favorite pastimes, actually...
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