Top this t-shirt -

[irish.lambchop]

One I got for my son for his 28th - he's known as the 't-shirt' guy at his job and every year I try to get one better than the last but am having a bit of a time topping this one:

"I'm not a gynecologist,
but I'll take a look"

He said everyone in his workplace cracked up over that one so now I've set myself up to top it. Any suggestions?

[LeftyMom]

1. If you can't find something at least that offensive at tshirthell.com, you're not trying.

This one's pretty awesome in a horrible kind of way: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=1021

And this is sick: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=926

[IzaSparrow]

2. "Not b/c I'm a necro..."

:rofl: :rofl:

[irish.lambchop]

4. I think he'd love both -

especially the Kermit Dissection! Many thanks for the link to that site!

[LeftyMom]

20. You're welcome.

I was on there earlier today looking for a shower gift. The baby shirts are just as evil. http://www.tshirthell.com/babyhell.shtml

[Shell Beau]

Those are soooo wrong!

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

32. Dupe

[mike_c]

35. I just ordered that second one....

Thanks!

[Cabcere]

3. My little brother (he's 17) has a t-shirt that reads:

"Silence is golden; duct tape is silver." And it has a smiley face with silver duct tape drawn over its mouth. :) I like that one, but it's probably not that original...I have a feeling it's been around for a while. :shrug: :hi:

[irish.lambchop]

5. That's excellent as well!

[hellbound-liberal]

6. Is this one too risque?

The small print reads: some kisses

available at www.phatrags.com

[irish.lambchop]

7. I do believe

that's a winner! Many thanks!

[hellbound-liberal]

9. Wow! He can wear something like that to work? Wish I could get away with that

but I don't think the principal would approve!:D

[irish.lambchop]

12. Most likely not if you are a teacher!

My son works "behind the scenes" so is able to get away with wearing whatever he wants - as are his co-workers (male and female). Humour is appreciated there!

[redqueen]

8. Hah! I'll take a look... nice!

:)

[sazemisery]

27. That is not right!

:hi:

[txwhitedove]

10. At work, sometimes the day starts great but then goes to hell...so my friend

gave me this T-shirt:

[irish.lambchop]

13. I have that same one in the form of a poster!

It's brilliant!

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. I don't understand people who wear things in public that say

"I think of women purely in sexual terms," or people who think such statements are funny.

[irish.lambchop]

14. That is not the issue in this case at all.

FYI - I am a single mother - always have been, always will be. I raised my son to have the utmost respect for women, truth, integrity, his elders, his fellow human beings, his passion in life. But, truth be told, there IS room for levity and considering that he is Irish, well, there's no denying a sense of humor :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I've never found such things funny

Any more than, say, this: http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/ProductInfo.aspx?productid=PS%200082%20CUSTOM_BATTERED



Guess I don't have an Irish sense of humor.

[irish.lambchop]

16. Was unable to view your link,

but I am sorry if you were offended, truly.

Sincerely,
Lambchop

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. You needn't apologize

We just have a difference in viewpoints.

I don't understand yours, but that doesn't mean it's wrong.

[Critters2]

17. Wow. That gives new depth of meaning to the term "offensive". nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Yeah, and shirts like that have been around for years

Freedom of asshole-speech, or something.

[The Animator]

22. Holy Crap that's funny!

[Adams Wulff]

33. That is so WRONG!!!!!

laughing and typing is hard.

[NewJeffCT]

36. What about a young girl that wears

a very tight t-shirt over her big chest that reads "These are my access passes"

[The Animator]

21. Come to think of it, this was probably a product of T-Shirt Hell...

I was a work the other day and saw a guest with a Maternity shirt that said "I Should Have Just Given Him A BLOWJOB!"

Wow.. just... ...

...

...wow

[northzax]

29. I did give a good friend some onesies

after his (their?) son was born, including the always popular

Daddy just wanted a blow job
mommy just wanted to cuddle
Mommy's little 'accident'
I have the mailman's eyes

[puerco-bellies]

23. My personal fave..

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?fdo=&productid=291&style=v&color=89&size=L&stype=&is_fivestar=

[aQuArius]

24. "You don't really blow on it...

That's just an expression"


I gave that t-shirt to my ex-boyfriend for his birthday. Loved the shirt, hated the prick who wore it.

[NaturalHigh]

25. Has anyone seen the one with the baby on the front...

saying "All Daddy wanted was a blowjob."?

[meegbear]

26. "If I wanted your opinion ...

I'd take my dick out of your mouth and ask you."

I wear it proudly, thank you.

[NewJeffCT]

37. I remember something like that from the movie "Ruthless People"

Danny DeVito is there and the phone rings, and he calmly says something like, "Sorry, Bob can't come to the phone right now, my dick is in his mouth."

Then he hangs up and turns to the other person there (who has a stunned face) and says, "God, I love wrong numbers."

[Fleshdancer]

28. This one cracks me up:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=1022

It says:

God Bless America
Except Idaho
Fuck Idaho

:rofl:

on edit, I also like this one but there's no way I would wear it in Texas...I don't care how liberal Austin is:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=1000

"Abort Born Again Christians"

:wow:

[MissMillie]

30. your son wore that to work?

:wtf:

[unpossibles]

31. my sister-in-law got me one that looks a bit like the Converse logo

but says Conservative and instead of a star has an iconic guy (like a men's room or crosswalk symbol) with his head up his butt.

I love it.

[Adams Wulff]

34. Steve and Barry's has one...

"My Anger Management Class Pisses Me Off!

[NewJeffCT]

38. I think this t-shirt can top a lot of them...

[av8rdave]

39. My son has one that says I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now

But my personal favorite (which I own) is:



You can get this one at http://www.northernsun.com

[steelemagnolia]

40. Here's a t-shirt that my husband has

It says on the front: I Love Intercourse
on the back is says: PA


We stopped in Intercourse, PA as we passed through Amish country. He couldn't resist.