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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 01:30 PM
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Actual headline from Reuters "Tokyo marathon runner solves mystery of sore nipples"
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 01:35 PM
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1. On second thought...
...I'll keep my pithy observation to myself this time...on advice of counsel... :D
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 01:35 PM
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2. This is of great interest to us runners
And of no particular interest to anyone else.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 02:16 PM
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5. See post #4
:woohoo:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 01:38 PM
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3. For the love of perspicacity and all things sagacious: "bleeding nipples"?????
:puke:x(
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 02:15 PM
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4. Mile 11 Richmond marathon 11/10/07
The guy in front of me is talking to the bike cops about something. The cop says something about an ambulance being a couple miles up the road. The women (there were just three of us) on my right asks him what the problem is--he turns to answer and I see that he is bleeding through his shirt from his nipples. As she helped him with some tape I ran on.

I have my nipple tape in the frame with my medal and my training program.

Nipple tape. A must have.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 02:20 PM
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7. A good Samaritan with nipple tape: perhaps I will forsake my dream to be a catcher in the rye!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 02:24 PM
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10. I told the guy where I had my 1/2 way bag stashed
but he must not have gotten it

:shrug:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 02:33 PM
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13. I'm disappointed
You weren't the first poster to respond to this thread. Is your famed nipple radar on the fritz?..:evilgrin:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 10:10 PM
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17. My radar likes pouty nipples, not bloody ones
:*
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 02:18 PM
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6. He should try being a nursing mother
By the time my second one was a couple of weeks old, I used to hum the theme from "Jaws" just before she latched on.
Luckily, that was 21 years ago.
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llm Donating Member (17 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 02:34 PM
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14. i was just thinking that
lol no good samaritans rushing to help with that...lol
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 02:21 PM
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8. You laugh...
...but chaffed nipples are no freakin' joke.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 02:23 PM
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9. It's a mistake you make once
and only once



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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 02:31 PM
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11. Me personally, I go with....
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 02:32 PM
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12. Personally, I never run without my...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 03:07 PM
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16. Tape is cheaper
plus I have a bit of a tape thing going on . Training for th emarathon I taped up EVERY DAY for the last 3 weeks or so. I got really good at it too.

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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-21-08 02:41 PM
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15. A very creative solution!
I find that my nipples are little sore after running a 10K, I can completely imagine that your nipples may be bleeding after 42K. If I ever get up to attempting a marathon, I'll have to remember this tip...or just run shirtless. :)
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Jimbo S Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 05:27 PM
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18. For those of you with bloody nipples
"race ready shirts".
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 05:53 PM
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19. call me a lazy bitch
but I think if something makes your nipples bleed then MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT! Just a thought.
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 05:56 PM
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20. live and learn , live and learn
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taught_me_patience Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 07:49 PM
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21. Duct tape
cheap and effective.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 08:04 PM
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22. Cool. One thousand and TWO uses...
:hi:
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-22-08 08:31 PM
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23. As a runner I can admit to having bleeding nipples at times.
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