New Peanuts cartoon special: which one?

[Deep13]

Poll question: New Peanuts cartoon special: which one?

Two things recently occurred to me. One is that there has not been a new Peanuts cartoon on TV for a long time. I mean of course the animated version of the Charles Schultz creation featuring Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Lucy, Linus etc. The other thing was that the DU Lounge needs more nonpolitical, pointless things to read and to laugh at. (As opposed to political, pointless things which can be found in GDP.)

So which idea would you pick for a new Charlie Brown cartoon special.

I made up some of these, others I lifted.

[mainegreen]

1. It's not a cult if you can leave Charlie Brown!

[LSdemocrat]

2. You're an Internet viral video star, Charlie Brown

Lucy posts video of her yanking the football from Charlie Brown on YouTube and much embarrassment ensues.

[Deep13]

3. What's with the Nazi tattoos, Charlie Brown? nt

[Phillycat]

4. Don't drunk text, Charlie Brown

[Deep13]

5. Yeah and don't call the red-head girl at 3 a.m. either. nt

[Lilith Velkor]

6. Where are you going with that Tec-9, Charlie Brown?

[Dr. Strange]

7. It puts the lotion on its skin, Charlie Brown.

Starring Anthony Hopkins as the voice of the teacher.

[Deep13]

8. Snoopy has rabies and bit the mailman, Charlie Brown.

[AnneD]

9. I Don't Know How to Quit You Charlie Brown...

Linus' coming of age story.

[Deep13]

10. It's a different kind of love, Charlie Brown.

I heard that one years ago.

[AnneD]

11. Sorry ...

I must have missed that memo.

I alway suspected Schroeder anyway.
1) always at the piano
2) ignoring Lucy
3) always quick with a song.

[quip]

12. You're going to be a father, Charlie Brown (little red-haired girl's name is Juno)