You know you've been a lousy President when...

[Gogi]

...the Book of the Month Club is selling clock keychains that countdown the final days of your administration.

...your party's candidate to replace you wants your FATHER'S endorsement, and not yours.

...there's a mug emblazoned with the last day of your presidency and it's selling like hotcakes.

...people are arranging celebratory final day parties on January 20, 2009.

[Z_I_Peevey]

1. You had to steal it in the first place.

And you had to cheat to get it a second time.

[azmouse]

2. ...even your father thinks his other son should have been president.

[DS1]

3. that's an interesting point

would a Bush II endorsement do anything good for McCain for people other than his locked-down 19% ?

[sarge43]

4. your approval rating is at freakin' 19%

Tax audits probably get a higher rating.