Strange news: Mr Goosebumps not actually commiting a crime...

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Cross-dresser only looked criminal
BILL NEMITZ
Portland Press Herald

Call him Mr. Goosebumps.

No, it's not his real name. The Cumberland County Sheriff's Office announced this week that his true identity is safe with them because, when it's all said and done, he's committed no crime.

Still, when you dress up in women's underwear and repeatedly jump out of your car while stunned female drivers pass by, you're more than just what police have ever-so-carefully referred to as a "person of interest."

You're a risk taker. You're a walking civics lesson on what does -- and doesn't -- constitute criminal behavior. You're Mr. Goosebumps.

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