Things that only I know what in the hell I'm talking about.

[LeftyFingerPop]

"You fucked up my brother's truck"

"Keep walking dudes"

"So, you think you know wood"?

"Homer! Homer! Homer!"

"Heave Ho"

"It was the pinball machine that did it. It threw me down"

"That will be 15 cents boys"

"Stand way the hell back in there or something will reach up and bite you"

"So shit, it has a dirt floor. A DIRT FLOOR!"

"No rooms? You gotta be THITTIN me"

"What do you mean your lip is just hanging there"?

"Do you still have the tooth"?

[Mugu]

1. I have no idea what you're talking about.

:shrug:

Regards, Mugu

[SoxFan]

2. Oh, not the pinball thing again

Loser.

[redqueen]

3. Mine. Except for mine, I and a few others know.

Skiboatskiboatskiboatski (and on and on)

You keep doing that, and someone's gonna take a bite out of it!

How do you expect to learn it? Osmosis?

It's the brown Jimmy circus!

Can we be normal now?

It's a jEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEew joint!

Dude, ya nude?

Okay... June.

[Bake]

4. If you keep picking that thing, it'll never heal.

Bake

[SKKY]

5. "I'm not into that, but it's kinda hot that you are!"

"She's gotta have them sweet piggies."

"No, that's not an ambulance."

"Will someone jiggle the freakin' handle?!"

"Depeche Mode! Allll riiiiggghht!"

"We're gonna get our asses kicked by the Snow Birds? What did we do? Aaaaahh. Yea, well..."

"Masagee? Why do they keep saying 'Masagee' when we walk by?"

"Please guys, do not break the ensign. Ok?"

[underpants]

6. "Well officer..it was sort of half pig half chicken"

"When were YOU ever a goalie in the NHL?"

[SacredCow]

7. I have only one...

Grandpapadaddyloungelackbeeflavishlavishlavishlacbaar


And I think it's enough.

[Sentath]

8. 2 a.m. humor

g'luck

"there is no such thing as fluorescent brown"

[mondo joe]

9. "Chesley's Chunch" is my favorite of mine.

[hippywife]

10. A few of mine.

No way, hoseban!

Bacaw, backaw.

That kid should be the National Pro-Abortion Poster Child!

Gueffbutt! Seeleebutt!