****** Truly Tasteful Joke Thread ******

[Inchworm]

Why did the banana goto the hospital?



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It wasn't peeling too well.

:hi:

[Ano Genitus]

1. You have accurately pinpointed the role that taste plays in humor.

Judge, jury and executioner!

[Inchworm]

6. Speaking of taste...

What do cats put in their drinks?



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Mice cubes!

:D

[SKKY]

2. How do you catch a "Unique Rabbit"???

Unique up on him!!!!

[Inchworm]

8. A classic

:)

[youthere]

3. How do you shoot a blue elephant?

with a blue shotgun of course!

[youthere]

4. How do you shoot a pink elephant?

You twist its trunk until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue shotgun!

[Inchworm]

11. I seeee

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

5. What's brown and sticky?

A stick! :D

[Richardo]

7. I love that one.

:D

[SallyMander]

12. It's the only joke i can ever remember!

:rofl:


:hi:

[Inchworm]

13. LoL

Woot

:rofl:

[DS1]

9. So a mother, father, son, daughter and baby walk into a talent agent's office

and the talent agent goes "Sorry, I don't do family acts".

The end.

[Inchworm]

14. Missing a little meat

in the story, but yours was a smiler :)

:hi:

[quip]

15. Incorrect!

You have neglected to deliver the punchline!

[DS1]

17. yes

but it was gutted, and without the guts, there's no punchline.

[quip]

20. Well okay. But you are a naughty person.... in a "tasteful" joke thread

:D

[Bake]

19. Is this "The Aristocrats?"

The Aristocrats!

:rofl:

Bake

[quip]

28. Yes, I loved that movie:

[Richardo]

10. When you see birds flying in 'V' formation, one side of the 'V' is always longer. Why?

There are more birds on that side.

[Inchworm]

16. Doh

:P

[av8rdave]

18. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

A stick!

[Inchworm]

22. You made me near choke on sandwich.

Ties in with a joke upthread

:P

[underpants]

21. How do you kill a circus?

you go for the juggler

[Inchworm]

25. zing!

:D

[underpants]

23. What is Bush's favorite candy?

W&W's

[Inchworm]

26. Der

That's about par for him.

:)

[THUNDER HANDS]

24. what's an archeologist?

someone whose career is in ruins.

[Inchworm]

27. Yay!

I have a new lable. :D

:hi:

[Parche]

31. H

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
I Love Ewe!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
A: He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their getting their picture taken
Q: How can you tell if a blond is a good cook?
A: She gets the poptart out of the toaster in one piece.

[keithjx]

29. Two antennas got married.

The ceremony was awful, but the reception was brilliant.
:hi:
KJ

[Inchworm]

30. LoL

:rofl:

[Withywindle]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.






(Possible alternate punchline: Because it was stapled to Keith Richards.)

[DarkTirade]

32. What's six feet tall, white, and can climb trees?

A refridgerator. I lied about it climbing trees.





What's six feet tall, blue and white and can climb trees?



A refridgerator wearing blue jeans. I'm still lying about it's ability to climb trees.

[meow2u3]

33. Why do cats like to jump on computers?

So they can chase the mouse.