**************Truly Tasteless Food Thread****************

[Swede]

Mild cheddar cheese. On rice cakes.

[Parche]

1. Head Cheese

:woohoo: :hi:

[Parche]

2. Toe Jam

[qwertyMike]

3. Cheez-Whiz

It's not really tasteless.
It's addictive.

When my children asked for it after school one day i bought it.

I still haven't read the ingredients but they got me addicted.

Mike

[skater314159]

11. AND its ESSENTIAL for a good cheese-steak! nt

[Froward69]

4. Quiche

AND Any dish a vegetarian says "Tastes just like meat"

[GoneOffShore]

21. You've never tasted MY Quiche!

Two inches tall, really good custard and a great shortcrust pastry.

I'll agree with the comment about faux meat though.

[Froward69]

27. I will try

anything once... my sister makes a good Broccoli Quiche, I simply cannot stand spinach, cooked that is.

[MissMillie]

5. Wonder Bread

no flavor at all.

[skater314159]

10. And if you play with it, it becomes dough again.

:puke:
What the hell is with that? I mean really... other bread, you play with it it crumbles or whatever. It doesn't become dough again! And it doesn't smell or taste like bread either.

That always freaked me out as a kid... I remember I was afraid some day my dad would pack a lunch with that sort of bread.

[Bucky]

6. I like rice cakes!

They remind me of styrofoam

[skater314159]

8. GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!! !1!!!!ricecake! 11! nt

[skater314159]

7. Rice Cakes.

It's like fucking styrofoam circles of crap :puke:

... and people buy them! :wow:

[youthere]

19. I purchase 6 bags of the carmel corn ones every time I grocery shop.

my kids absolutely love them and take them in their lunches almost every day.

[theredpen]

9. Block o'Tofu

"You can make it taste like anything!" Yeah, as long as that thing tastes remarkably like ass.

[yewberry]

12. Ouch, man.

You really know how to hurt a bean.

:cry:

[theredpen]

16. Actually, I like Block O'Tofu

Properly served...

Mmmm.... hiyayakko

[lightningandsnow]

13. Cottage cheese.

Tastes like NOTHING. And I can't stand the texture - it actually makes me gag.

[AwakeAtLast]

14. I'm choosing this:

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/melonmousse.html

[GoneOffShore]

22. Thanks a lot!

:sarcasm:

Now I need the eye bleach again. Twice in one day!

First it was this - http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7507142

And now
http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/melonmousse.html

Blecch!

[Beausoir]

15. Anything my mother in law cooks. She thinks garlic is "spicy!".

[ordinaryaveragegirl]

17. Puffed rice bagged cereal.

I feel like I'm eating gauze wads or something. Bleech.

Now Rice Krispies, on the other hand...yum! Especially with fresh berries or sliced bananas!

[youthere]

18. Knox unflavored gelatin.

[GoneOffShore]

20. Anything from the following

Taco Bell
Olive Garden
TGIF
Red Lobster
McDonalds
Burger King
Dairy Queen
Checkers
KFC
Bob's Big Boy
etc .

That is any corporate purveyor.

Also ANYTHING with HFCS.

Eat food, not too much, mostly plants - Michael Pollan - In Defense of Food

[Patsy Stone]

23. Water chestnuts n/t

[Kali]

24. microwaved boneless skinless pre-cooked chicken breasts -

:puke:

[WildEyedLiberal]

25. I was about to say rice cakes

It's like eating crispy air.

[NNadir]

26. Twinkies.