Alright, you rubes! Blow your noses and stay out of my restaurant!

[KansDem]

This afternoon, I stopped in at my favorite Mexican restaurant for my usual Wednesday order of fajitas. I was seated and served ice tea. While I waited for my sizzling fajitas, three "rubes" were seated a few tables over from me. When they weren't gabbing loudly on their cellphones, one of them kept sniffing. We're not talking a polite sniff or two, but snorting mucus constantly. While I ate my fajitas, every 30 seconds or so I could hear the gurgling of snot rolling around in this guy's nose. "Go blow your ****ing nose, asshole," I was thinking. The three of them were very loud and brash, and ordered the waiter around constantly. I never heard "please" or "thank you," but instead "I WANT..." or "BRING ME..." When the waiter first came to their table, one guy asked rather smart ass-ly, "Is everything good here?" "Is everything good on the menu?" What assholes!!! :grr:

I really felt sorry for the waiter. :(