Jump in my kiln, you phony.

[Orrex]

How about some other sentences that can be typed using only the right in standard QWERTY-position?

[TZ]

1. ok

I can't really do this, but I want to know why you are obsessed with this one handed typing thing (I saw your other thread).
Does it have to do with a poll you had locked as not quite PG13 awhile back?
:evilgrin:

[Orrex]

2. It's definitely a moral issue, if that's what you're asking

And "ok" is a perfectly serviceable one-hand sentence.

Welcome to the moral majority!

[Cabcere]

9. You just had to bring up the pole - err, poll

didn't you? :evilgrin: :hi:

[TZ]

13. Of course I did!

One track mind and all that..All aboard!!!
Although, I'm surprised mr photoshop pev missed that. He's usually pretty umm attentive there....:D

[Dr. Strange]

24. Hey!

Your sig-line...it's changed! It's different somehow.

[TZ]

25. yes it is

Go dig around and find out what a CSNI is.....:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

29. I saw the reference earlier.

Dr. temeah, doctor of nippology.

[zingaro]

3. You kill my pony, you lunkmop?

:rofl:

[Orrex]

6. Most excellent!

And I am commandeering "lunkmop" for use as my new favorite generic insult.

I salute you!

[zanne]

40. hilkhkoujm;ln.m./k[pi[ik[

You didn't say it had to make sense.

[quip]

4. Afterwards DS1 twat cat screwed a drag feret.

[Orrex]

8. Well, that's left-hand, unless you're keyboard is backwards

But it's a lovely sentiment in any case!

[quip]

12. I'm dysgenic

I guess I'm not the type.

[Orrex]

15. Leave your religion out of this

And how did you happen to know such intimate details about DS1?

[quip]

19. You mean about his cheating slut cat? I stalk the pussy!

[TZ]

18. or too typecast.....

;-)

[quip]

20. You really ARE a font of inspiration!

:applause:

[quip]

10. Oops

[Quantess]

5. Hump my plump mummy in July.

:silly:

[Orrex]

7. Yeah, but that's your answer for everything

:hi:

[Cabcere]

11. Not without dinner and flowers.

Oh, wait...see, this is what I get from just reading/replying to the subject line. :silly: :hi:

[quip]

17. I know the feeling

:hi:

[suninvited]

14. i join lion jump kill on punk kin loin milk yonk john

oh, well...

I tried

[Cabcere]

16. Lop him.

:shrug: :hi:

[quip]

21. My opinion-- only you & yo' kinky, oily poll look limp.

[TZ]

22. Ding!

We have a winnah! Top that Orrex.....
:rofl:

[Orrex]

23. Look you punk--I'll kill my honky in July, ok?

And don't make me tell you again! :mad:

[quip]

30. Mo' pulp o' puny you-- I kin plunk you in my milky limo.

[Orrex]

32. You become articulater and articulater the longer I know you

I don't know how you do it!

[quip]

33. Whuh?

[TZ]

36. milky limo?

There's a nonsense phrase that just SOUNDS dirty.....:rofl:

[quip]

43. I'm driving it to Mount Baldy today....

:rofl:

[Quantess]

34. That's the best one.

:thumbsup:

[Rogelio]

26. "Edwards" can be typed with the left hand only

Unlike Obama and Clinton.

[Orrex]

28. Clever! But you're in the wrong thread!

The left-hand thread was hours ago. :evilgrin:

And welcome to DU! :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

27. A haiku for temeah...typed all on the left side of the keyboard.

Breasts, dear breasts. Best feast!
Breasts are fate? Beware--a breast beast!
Best breast care? A bra!

[quip]

31. Turtley awesome meter, bra!

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

37. Well

What does a turtle have to do with breasts? You wouldn't happen to make making some umm subtle commentary are you?:evilgrin:

Of course since you are about the LEAST subtle person on this board, I could be wrong....:P :rofl:

[quip]

42. A few things came into play, actually; your self-actualization being one of them...

The turtle character in Finding Nemo has a highlarious surferdude accent, and as everyone knows, surfers pronounce "bro" as "bra". So it was like a win-win-win situation. :D :P

[Quantess]

35. Jump on my hunky pink joy pony,Jill!

:hide:

[suninvited]

38. wears gas dares fared traced cared dazed are sew

[TZ]

39. This thread has jumped the shark!

either that or its gone bi...You have people doing one handed left and one handed right...I hope there is nothing sinister about this....;-)

[zingaro]

41. Ah you know how it is when

one hand doesn't know what the other is doing. :rofl: