Mariah Carey

[loveangelc]

Everyone, Mariah Carey's new video "Touch My Body" is out and it is HOT! Check it out http://youtube.com/watch?v=KgFnMjymXI0

She looks like the Mariah from the 90s I remember when I was little. I think she's lost a lot of weight. She looks hot!

CUZ THEY BE ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS LIKE A WENDY INTERVIEW


thats all. :D

[mike_c]

1. yeah but I only made it about 30 seconds into the song...

...before I threw the monitor and speakers out the window. Ugh.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. yeah. my 'old age' prevents me from enjoying this crap.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. It's not my age that prevents it, it's my self-respect and reverence for art.

Mariah Carey is to musicianship what Rush Limbaugh is to Ph.D. dissertations on epistemology.


That song is abso-fucking-lutely awful.

Just awful.

Even worse than Kenny G awful.

[DS1]

3. i surf with the system on mute at work

so yes. I quite like this 'look' of hers.

[loveangelc]

5. mariah will ~shake the haters off~

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. being discerning is a sure sign of extreme hatred. nt

[CGowen]

4. Mariah in sexy underwear in the 90's ? I remember her in a dress... n/t

[Bake]

6. Sadly for me, YouTube is blocked at work.

Dammit!!

Bake

[Phillycat]

7. I really don't think she was ever fat.

:shrug:

[loveangelc]

10. She was never "fat" but she had definitely gained weight, and you can tell she's lost it!

she looks great <3

[Phillycat]

13. She looks...vinyl-like.

Dunno about great.

[Phillycat]

8. Jesus lord, her new implants are ENORMOUS.

:wow:

[kwassa]

11. yeah, her old implants seemed to point off in different directions

she had a nice body before she got into modification.

[Phillycat]

12. The thing is, she's not very pretty, is she?

She had a plain-jane, girl next door pretty thing going in the 90's, and of course an amazing voice, and that seemed to be enough to make her a star, but then I guess the record execs got ahold of her and told her to slut herself up because she wasn't all that pretty to begin with, and the result is a caricature, Jessica Rabbit in a "music" video...

[loveangelc]

15. How can you say she's not pretty? I think she's very pretty!

I thought she was pretty in her older videos too

[Phillycat]

18. Is that you in your sigline?

Cute dog.

[loveangelc]

20. yes and thank you:)

[Phillycat]

19. delete dupe

[mainegreen]

17. What? She's very attractive. It's just her songs are so ... boring.

[kwassa]

22. actually, her career went offtrack after she left Tommy Mottola

the producer who made her famous. It's been hit or miss since then.

Mariah is pretty, but not beautiful, but tries so hard to sell herself as a sex bomb, which really trivializes what talent she does have. There are many empty-head bombshells in showbiz; it is nothing to aspire to.

The style of overwrought singing popular in hiphop right now doesn't help, either.

[kwassa]

9. Mariah is a bad cliche of "hotnesss" to me.

She is a cartoon of the old sex kitten vamp. Ridiculous.

The guy is from "30 Rock" where he is the hilarious intern Kenneth.

[demmiblue]

14. LOL!

How pathetic!