88 Lines about 44 Loungers...

[SKKY]

...I just heard the song "88 Lines about 44 women", and well, I was kinda bored. I'll start it, you guys add to it.

RetroLounge owns a bookstore.
Likes to lounge in leather pants.

Redqueen is an Arsenal fan.
When they score she does a "special" dance.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Okay

turtlensue does nekkid yoga
All her pics create a ripple.

temeah has a deep obsession,
centered on a woman's...um...
how does that go again?

[Dr. Strange]

2. And again...

MrCoffee drinks his namesake
only if it comes from Dunkin'.

janesez jams to Radiohead
while drinking lattes made from pumpkin.

[Name removed]

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[SKKY]

4. Here's 2 more...

CaliforniaPeggy was a nurse.
Loves to call everyone dear.

Sniffa is married to Bi-Baby.
He lives in Boston, loves his beer.

[TZ]

5. Okay lets see

Orrex is a punny man
Doesn't think Rick Astley's on a roll

Madinmaryland is a Cowboys fan
And has an odd obsession with certain tolls...

[Arugula Latte]

6. ...

Graywarrior's hot for Alan Rickman
Wants him tied with her "duck" tape

lost-in-nj has kept us posted
on how she got her nice slim shape

[momophile]

7. kick!

I'm not poetic, but I like reading it. there has to be more out there!

[SKKY]

8. I agree. I'm trying to come up with more!

[KitchenWitch]

9. ...

LeftyMom is a true blue vegan
she may be small but she's got some fight

lionesspriyanka is articulate and smart
and there is no denying that her smile is bright

[SKKY]

10. Here's two more. AspieGrl and Ava

AspieGrl wants a brand new laptop.
Can't decide HP or Dell.

Ava spent her summer in Italy.
Swears she'll never kiss and tell.

[SKKY]

11. ***** Here's an update thus far *****

Edited and spell checked for your sing along convenience.

RetroLounge owns a bookstore.
Likes to lounge in leather pants.

Redqueen is an Arsenal fan.
When they score she does a "special" dance.

turtlensue does naked yoda.
All her pics create a ripple.

temeah has a deep obsession
It’s centered on a woman's nipple.

MrCoffee drinks his namesake.
He only drinks if it comes from Dunkin'.

janesez jams to Radiohead.
Likes drinking lattes made from pumpkin.

CaliforniaPeggy was a nurse.
Loves to call everyone dear.

Sniffa is married to Bi-Baby.
He lives in Boston, loves his beer.

Orrex is a punny man
Doesn't think Rick Astley's on a roll

Madinmaryland is a Cowboys fan.
Has an odd obsession with certain tolls.

Graywarrior's hot for Alan Rickman.
Wants him tied with her "duck" tape.

lost-in-nj has kept us posted
on how she got her nice slim shape

LeftyMom is a true blue vegan
she may be small but she's got some fight

lionesspriyanka is articulate and smart
and there is no denying that her smile is bright.

AspieGrl wants a brand new laptop.
Can't decide HP or Dell.

Ava spent her summer in Italy.
Swears she'll never kiss and tell.

[AllegroRondo]

16. I am truly impressed

this is nice work!

[Phillycat]

20. Aw, there's a verse about me!

A lying, completely misrepresentational verse, but a verse nonetheless! :loveya:

[Dr. Strange]

26. Don't make me post the pic!

In retrospect, I should have put a pumpkin spice latte in that picture with you and Thom.

Oh well...hindsight is 20-20.

[WCGreen]

12. There once was a DU from Nantucket...

Oh, wrong thread...

[Connonym]

13. Oeditpus likes 'em round and curvy

I don't think that makes him pervy.

[Dr. Strange]

14. Another...

racaulk likes to play some rugby
He's Gwen Stefani's kind of guy.

KicthenWitch is in the kitchen
baking transcendental pi.

[TZ]

15. You are really good at this!

Better than me..and I have a parent who used to be an English teacher....Damn I hate being not as good a wordsmith as a math geek....:)

[Dr. Strange]

17. Hee hee!

Maybe I'll be the first to write a calculus text in iambic pentameter.

"Alas poor inflection point, I knew ye well."

"Out damned discontinuity!"

[DarkTirade]

34. It's funny how you can never fit the phrase 'iambic pentameter' in iambic pentameter.

:shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

36. Irony can sometimes be so...

ironic.

Go on, name the movie.

[Dr. Strange]

18. Another

Southpawkicker was emperor once
his regime was such a gas

Peake's a Detroit Red Wings fan
(Peake can go and kiss my ass!)
I guess I'll have to let it pass.

[momophile]

19. more please!

dang you're good at these!

[lost-in-nj]

21. not very good but....

Thomcat is riding his new wheels around town

and
DuStrange is so funny
he could be the class clown



lost

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

22. Keep 'em coming...

AspieGrrl just broke one thousand,
Her rants are guaranteed to thrill you.

lost-in-nj no longer smokes.
But she has been known to--SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

[redqueen]

23. A special dance?

Hahahahaha... no... I just scream really loudly. :D

[SKKY]

30. You and Retro were the first people that came to mind...

It wasn't easy to find something that rhymed with "pants".

[Arugula Latte]

24. ...

Swag started our beloved Kudzu thread
That stuff grows like steroidal grass

Skittles sure is one tough Lounger
She's been known to kick some ass

[SKKY]

25. Kick! We still need some names people! Let's go!

[Dr. Strange]

27. CreekDog and AllegroRondo

AllegroRondo has good taste,
he likes to listen to bands like Rush.

CreekDog on the other hand,
keeps telling Geddy that he should hush.

[Arugula Latte]

28. ...

MissHoneychurch lives in Germany
She has friends around the globe

NewWaveChick1981
Once flashed a Freeper with her robe

[supernova]

29. These are great!

I'm not that clever, but they are fun to read.

:D

[Dr. Strange]

31. That's okay.

supernova's not that clever,
but she likes to read these lines.

GoPsUx campaigned for Walken
and he made these cool designs:

[Dr. Strange]

32. racaulk and SallyMander

racaulk is a rugby guy,
maul and rucking like a wizard.

SallyMander wants a job
going out to find a lizard.

[racaulk]

35. Awesome!

You're really good at these! :thumbsup:

[SallyMander]

45. Eee!!

I loves it! :D :bounce:

:hug:

[Wetzelbill]

33. ok... flvegan and enigmatic

flvegan is a personal trainer
and he is really buff

enigmatic has his own radio station
and he likes to play Hilary Duff.

[racaulk]

37. turtlensue and Haruka

turtlensue likes to wield a whip
perfect to tame wild creatures

Haruka coyly wears a towel
to cover her best features

[Critters2]

38. A TS'd DU er gets named before me. What am I? Chopped liver?

:)

[racaulk]

40. Well, post a pic of you wearing just a towel...

And I'll be glad to edit my post. :P

[Critters2]

41. Damn! My camera's broke!

:)

[MissMillie]

47. I know how you feel

of course, threads like this are all about popularity, and I'll lose that fight every time.

[racaulk]

57. I'm usually in the same boat.

I'm almost never included in these popularity contest threads. I'm very surprised I was included in this one, to be honest.

Check post 55 below. I hope that is to your liking. :hi:

[LostinVA]

54. She's my wife and I'm ticked, too!!!

[TZ]

48. Ha!

I have quite a rep don't I- one lyric about nekkid yoga and one lyric about whipping wild critters....:rofl:

[LostinVA]

53. OMFG -- she's TSed and SHE gets a verse and I don't?!

She's cackling in glee about this.

:cry:

[racaulk]

56. Sorry love, it wasn't personal.

Honestly, my verse was originally about RetroLounge and I was going to use "teddy bear" for "towel." But since he already had a couple of verses in this thread, including in the OP, I decided to spread the love. Since I often have a one-track mind, Haruka was the next person that came to me.

And don't blame me, it's your fault for posting that pic of her!!! :P

But never fear...check post 55 below. :pals:

[LostinVA]

58. I was just teasing you, punkin

Though, she did cackle in glee.

[racaulk]

60. Good! I'm glad she got a kick out of my rhyme.

:hi:

[racaulk]

39. LynneSin and Midlodemocrat

LynneSin doesn't want to hear of tolls
you fucking idiots of the village

Midlodemocrat can drink a whole box of wine
without suffering any spillage

[SKKY]

43. !!!!

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

44. Woo hoo!

[Midlodemocrat]

52. Not until Lent is over.

[racaulk]

63. But of course!

I hope you'll forgive me, I had a hard time coming up with a word that rhymes with "village."

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

64. LOL. Nothing to forgive.

Plus you're one of my faves, here. :hug:

[racaulk]

65. Awww...thanks!

Same here. :hug:

[liberaltrucker]

42. WTF am I, chopped liver! !?

:evilgrin:

[Arugula Latte]

46. ALiberalSailor and Parche

ALiberalSailor makes us jealous
He gets to live in sunny Spain

Parche's interests include flying
Like Tattoo, he likes "Da Plane!"

[SKKY]

49. That's Dope!!!!

:thumbsup:

[CreekDog]

50. DuStrange

Once was a guy named DuStranger
who could be prouder
listening to Hornsby and The Range
Loving his Rush music day and night
Cause they bring him back to the days of Great White
Well past rock's twilight and purple haze
Of Sawyer's boast and Canada's malaise
emanating loudly from the elevator
music powered by three pronged arrangers
wannabees thinking they know rock 'n roll
making drum music with everything but soul
written for youth playing Space Invaders
and D&D expert nerdy grade eighters
hungering for a sign in shallow lyrics
trading their time with girls just to hear it
growing older yet barely the wiser
only focused on Geddy's synthesizer
narcissistically living in faux rock discontent
in basements across the great white continent

:hide:

[Dr. Strange]

51. Dude...

set this to music and have Wilford Brimley dancing to it...
Pure Gold.

:headbang:

PS I still didn't play D&D in junior high. (But I did play Space Invaders!)

[CreekDog]

70. thanks man

i had you pegged pretty well!

:hi:

[racaulk]

55. MissMillie and LostinVA

MissMillie clearly loves her son
and couldn't be more proud

Take a cheap shot at Hillary
and watch LostinVA get loud!

[Dr. Strange]

59. LostinVA really needs a hug!

[Dr. Strange]

61. Somewhat long...

ALiberalSailor started a song
it took us for quite a twirl.

But try as we might, we just could not find
a DUer as cool as DeposeTheBoyKing, youthere, Chovexani, TK421, Hand, Bennyboy, DarkTirade, Fox Mulder, no name no slogan, Coyote_Bandit, malta blue, x-g.o.p.er., Pacifist Patriot, oktoberain, tofunut, femmocrat, dbaker41, mainegreen, classicfilmfan, or SeattleGirl.

Whew! I'm out of breath.

[racaulk]

62. Very good, sir!

:applause:

[SKKY]

66. Damn. That's pretty impressive...

:thumbsup:

[youthere]

68. I love you DuStrange.

:hug:

[Dr. Strange]

69. And I love you there youthere.

youthere...

:loveya:

[halobeam]

67. okay, I'll give it a try...

SharonRB is loyal Malloy fan
gets us laughin' when Mike puts it down!

Old Crusoe has love for music
shows softer side when hearing Jackson Browne.