why is god mad at you?

[datasuspect]

i made a calculation involving pi on the sabbath and ate white beans.

[ThomCat]

1. Which one?

I think there must be at least three of them pissed at me. x(

[DarkTirade]

2. Well Yahweh's pissed because I'm not paying attention just to him

Zeus is annoyed because I keep telling him, "There's no sex in the champagne room.", and Thor is just generally drunk and belligerent right now.

Buddha and I are tight though.

[mainegreen]

3. I keep prank-calling him collect.

[RetroLounge]

4. He can get over the fact that i didn't vote for him.

:shrug:

RL

[Lady Freedom]

5. I wish I knew!

He has been a real jerk to me lately!

[Deep13]

6. According to Job he doesn't need any reason at all.

In my case, it is because I know he isn't real.

[Heidi]

7. There's nothing to base that on -- as far as I know.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4856180&mesg_id=4856180

:)

[Iggo]

8. God's mad at me because...

...I believe in equal rigths for all humans.

Oh and the whole atheist thing, too, I guess.

[qb]

9. I've been giving him the silent treatment.

But he did it to me first :crazy:

[CreekDog]

10. i use the internet frivolously at best

at worst...

[lightningandsnow]

11. I ate seafood linguine for dinner on saturday night.

And you know, good little Jewish girls don't eat shellfish...

Oh yeah, and I'm too gay.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

12. I stole his woman...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. i dont think cheaters should be stoned to death.

[youthere]

14. Because I gave his book a bad review.

[Z_I_Peevey]

15. Cheeseburgers and sex, mostly.

Perhaps an occasional bit of testiness due to language.

[skygazer]

16. I covet

Oh, and I spanked my neighbor's ass. Or have I got my commandments mixed up again?

[IndianaJones]

17. I killed Mozart. nt.

[unpossibles]

18. I was just wondering that earlier....

I am living a country song right now, including the broken down pickup truck...

:sigh:

[theredpen]

19. New Coke

There. I said it.