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DemoTex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 10:43 PM Original message |
In 27 days, I turn 60. Then I will then be, officially, an old man. |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 10:57 PM Response to Original message |
1. My dear DemoTex! |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 10:58 PM Response to Original message |
2. Buy a Decathlon and fly upside down. |
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DemoTex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:06 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. HA! I used to instruct aerobatics in a Decathlon! |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:08 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Then you need to do it some more! |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:01 PM Response to Original message |
3. Hahahahahaha!! |
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mzteris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:01 PM Response to Original message |
4. they say - |
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DemoTex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:09 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. Mae West? Is that you? |
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mzteris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:14 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. mmmmmmmmm |
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Dave_Fl_50 (186 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
5. Thanks for letting me know what to expect. I'm 50 and so far |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:09 PM Response to Original message |
8. If it makes ya feel better, I've ALWAYS considered you old. |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:10 PM Response to Original message |
10. Happy birthday Mr. Tex |
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Extend a Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
11. nah, 60 is the new 40 |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:16 PM Response to Original message |
13. I am about 16 months behind you. |
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DemoTex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:22 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. I quit AARP a few years back, for political reasons that I cannot remember. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 12:07 AM Response to Reply #15 |
21. Their endorsement of the revised Medicare bill. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:22 PM Response to Original message |
14. I KNEW YOU WERE AN ARIES |
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DemoTex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:29 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Damn! Like I said .. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 12:19 AM Response to Reply #17 |
25. DemoTex: my virtual love |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
16. 60 ain't old |
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Blue_In_AK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-03-08 11:54 PM Response to Original message |
18. 60 isn't old. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 12:07 AM Response to Original message |
19. No, you're ME! And I'm not 60 (yet!)! But seriously---isn't the phrase "barky dogs" a charming one? |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 12:07 AM Response to Original message |
20. Relax, Mac. You're as old as you feel. |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 12:11 AM Response to Original message |
22. You REALLY need to get laid. |
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DemoTex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 08:54 PM Response to Reply #22 |
42. Bwaa haa haa haa! |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
23. Insh'Allah. nt |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 12:16 AM Response to Original message |
24. I'll be turning 26 in less than two months... |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 12:20 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. I WILL KICK YOUR 26-YEAR OLD ASS!!! |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 12:20 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. I'm sure you could! |
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monmouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
28. Dear Demo...It only gets better, it is the new 40... |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
29. 60 is the new 40. So relax. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
30. You have to get yer ass down to Walmart. You'll need: |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
31. She us young punks get off your lawn now? |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 06:55 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Yes, she should. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 07:00 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. What the-- ? Lordy I suck at typing |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
34. Do you get a senior discount for lap dances? |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 07:11 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. No. Seniors don't usually have laps. |
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Rosemary2205 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
36. You are required to buy a Mercury Marquis and take a cruise. |
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TheCentepedeShoes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
37. I'll be joining you in the summer |
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LuckyLib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
38. I'm headed there in September. But, as Gertrude Stein wrote, "We are always the same age inside." |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
39. Be sure to bathe every day. |
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DemoTex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 08:13 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. Napoleon once wrote Josephine from one of his campaigns .. |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-04-08 08:15 PM Response to Original message |
41. I turned 61 on Sunday |
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