Has anyone checked in on John Madden?

[Pale Blue Dot]

I can picture him in the corner of his living room, in the fetal position, smearing turducken over his naked flesh and sobbing his eyes out.


Brett and John in happier times.








You can make it, John! You'll find someone else! :cry:

[MrCoffee]

1. I never even considered that Madden may need to go on suicide watch

Who knows what he may do?
I'm not going anywhere near an Outback "Steakhouse" or ACE Hardware anytime soon. Please please please don't let my athlete's foot flare up.
:scared:

[bullwinkle428]

2. This situation is just SCREAMING for a Frank Caliendo sketch on Mad TV or something...

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Why?

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. Favre retired.

You obviously haven't been near a TV or the internet all day. :D

[KitchenWitch]

5. Nah, been in GD:Pricks

:hi:

Can I do the Happy Dance?

[mtnester]

6. Have you showered yet?

I did my shift at the polls, voted (finally decided) and then checked in to GD-Poison.

Bad bad bad...I immediately went to C&B to calm down.

[MrCoffee]

7. You went to C&B without a SAR team on ready alert?

Great jumping beans, that's a terrifying thought. Those maniacs in C&B will slit your throat just as soon as look at you. I have to decompress in I/P after a trip to the nightmare hellhole that is Cooking & Baking.

:scared:

[KitchenWitch]

8. I usually decompress from C&B in the gungeon or the 9/11 forum.

[MrCoffee]

9. I update my will before every trip into C&B

[mtnester]

10. hater

:)

[Fox Mulder]

11. You know, I was thinking about that today also.

"What's John Madden going to do now that Favre retired?"

:rofl:

[PeaceNikki]

12. Hey, if Ahmad Rashad can survive Michael Jordon's multiple retirements, Madden can persevere.

Wisconsin weeps.