Hey pevs...I'm thinking of buying this outfit so I can give my husband a Lapdance...

[youthere]

What do you think? I want it to be an authentic Lapp Dance.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. That would be Lappdance.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

2. Your husband will look silly in that dress.

[youthere]

3. Why...have you seen my husband in that dress before?

[flvegan]

5. Duh...YouTube?

We've ALL seen the video.

[youthere]

7. It wasn't like being there...

everyone said it was the most beautiful wedding. He was a lovely bride.

[flvegan]

11. Oh...uh, I was talking about the *other* video of him in it.

You know, the bachelorette party in Vegas.

Uh, you know, what...nevermind. I didn't post any of this.

[youthere]

15. Hey buddy...what happens in Vegas..STAYS in Vegas!

[lost-in-nj]

4. I think it will be ok

as long as you don't wear underwear.....

make it a little sexy

LOL


lost

[youthere]

6. I was thinking crotchless...it gets too cold along the arctic coast to go commando.

[Critters2]

8. It's not authentic without the Caribou. nt

[youthere]

9. Who do you think took the picture?

[Critters2]

10. LOL!!! Why it's so obvious!! nt

[Aristus]

12. The pointed shoes are what sell it.

That's some mighty good Arctic Circle erotica there...

[youthere]

13. If you only knew what we do with the pointy shoes *wink wink*

[Aristus]

14. I can imagine...

B-)

[youthere]

16. Nothing in the world like Norse porn...

let me tell you....it's HOT.

[Aristus]

17. I've seen Swedish porn, and it was pretty rough...

My tastes in erotica are pretty tame. Exposure to European porn after an adolescence of Playboy magazine was eye-opening, to say the least.

[Generic Brad]

18. Very Laplandish!

Try not to give him a rug burn with that get up.

[youthere]

21. Would it help if I shaved first?

[ceile]

19. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[youthere]

22. If Lappdancing is wrong...I don't want to be right!

[Xipe Totec]

20. Very interesting...

But schtuupid!

[youthere]

23. That's it...I'm sicking the reindeer on you.