Court finds model innocent based on Breast size!

[populistdriven]

since sexist posts are no longer allowed in GD:P i am posting this serious piece of video journalism here

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/03/04/court-finds-model-innocent-based-on-breast-size/

Serena Kozakura:
"I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court"



Ghost of Johnnie Cochran:
"If the breast don't fit, you must acquit!"


Serena Kozakura, a Japanese pin-up model, has probably had her way numerous times based on the size of her breasts, but this has to be the first time they have ever helped her overturn a court ruling.

Serena, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.

The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council help up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.

Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s story.

~snip~

[MilesColtrane]

1. Talk about your Hot Docket!

I want to know how many times the judge recessed to chambers for a little "adjudication".

[Zephyrbird]

2. sighhhhhhhhh

:argh: :banghead: :banghead: :argh:

You had to post a picture, too. Now all I can think is:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I'd like to know if she had a boob job between the break-in and the court date. I wonder if anyone thought to ask??

Z

[Fleshdancer]

3. if she can squish those suckers flat for a mammogram test....

then she should be able to get them through a hole in a door if the hole is big enough for her to fit her head and shoulders through.

Watch out law school, here I come.

[Bake]

4. Maybe she squeezed 'em through one at a time ...

Sort of like the Hokey Pokey.

Bake

[Dr. Strange]

5. Judge Kunio Harad?

The Americanized form of that name is...

temeah.