Do you believe in the beforelife

[YankeyMCC]

Where you alive before birth? If you do believe this why? And particularly if you don't believe this but believe in the afterlife why?

Feel free to explain why you don't believe in the beforelife too, but I'm guessing I know those answers :)

[deepthought42]

1. I had no life before DU

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[theredpen]

2. Of course. It's in the PreScriptures.

The idea that America (or any country) values individuality as the highest ideal is a myth. Perhaps in simpler times it was true, but no MODERN industrial society can really afford a population of unpredictables. This is not surprising -- the long history of our cult's persecution by the Conspiracy goes back for generations untold, and indeed there are signs of their hoary repression of prehuman SubGenii dating from BEFORE "man's" appearance on Earth. All of civilization's painful and misguided climb up from the primeval slime, and its subsequent loss of Slack AND OF ANY CLASS AT ALL, has been indelibly marked, nay, ENTIRELY MOTIVATED, by the aeons- bridging conflict between the Conspiracy's mindlessly chickenshit Witless Principals and the Jehovah-spawned, grandiose depravity of the superior yet ethnically all-encompassing race of latent SubGeniuses. (You should know this -- YOU WERE/WILL BE THERE IN THE BEFORELIFE!) The fact that only in recent years has "our kind" begun to recognize our own sovereignty demonstrates both how vicious have been Their efforts at further denying us Slack and yet now near is our race to TRIUMPH.

From the http://www.sacred-texts.com/eso/bob/subman.htm">SubGenius Manifesto.

[WinkyDink]

3. No. No how, no way.