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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 09:51 PM Original message |
I found Jesus at the bar tonight |
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IzaSparrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
1. what's up with the white guy... |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 09:58 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. One too many PBRs, maybe? |
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IzaSparrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:02 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. no wonder his blood turned into wine...nt |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:37 PM Response to Reply #5 |
30. It was water, not blood. |
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IzaSparrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-07-08 04:03 PM Response to Reply #30 |
67. This is my blood, shed for you...hmm |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 09:59 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. I find it a bit funny |
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IzaSparrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:01 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. No shit....I'll bet he looked like flvegan... |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:05 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Only not white. |
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IzaSparrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:19 PM Response to Reply #7 |
15. hahahahah |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:39 PM Response to Reply #3 |
31. The Gnostic scriptures say he made whatever Joseph |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:43 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. Then maybe he had a hugely mutated brain |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 12:09 AM Response to Reply #34 |
38. Laid back hippie with mutated brain? n/t |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
6. what a tease |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:11 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Yeah! What a bummer! |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:22 PM Response to Reply #6 |
19. Be careful what you wish for. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:23 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. well, it'll be a happy last 4 seconds of my life |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:11 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. Not if he turns it into boxed wine. |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
8. Too funny! |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:12 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Is there another bar in Columbus? |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
11. Laptop Jesus?? |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:15 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. ... |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:17 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. If you see him again ask him what his resolution is? |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:18 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. I really think that anything less than 1680x1050 would be blasphemous |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:41 PM Response to Reply #14 |
32. good one |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
16. Sorry- was prolly just me |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:20 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. You're the laptop Jesus guy??? |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:21 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. No- but I've turned the other cheek recently |
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Gonzo Gardener (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
21. I saw Santa on a Hog! |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:33 PM Response to Reply #21 |
39. OMG! You are hilarious... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
22. Yeah, but was it Karaoke Nite? |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:34 PM Response to Reply #22 |
40. ... |
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madrchsod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
24. this guy met him in a bar |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:35 PM Response to Reply #24 |
41. LOL |
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Va Lefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:14 PM Response to Original message |
25. If God is my Co-Pilot, is Jesus my designated driver? |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:36 PM Response to Reply #25 |
42. He was a carpenter, so i've gotta think he'd enjoy a cold beer |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
26. What's so strange about that? |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:36 PM Response to Reply #26 |
43. ! |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:20 PM Response to Original message |
27. The Real Question Is Was The Laptop Mac Notebook? |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:37 PM Response to Reply #27 |
44. LOL |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:32 PM Response to Original message |
28. Wow. You never know where that guy is going to show up. |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:37 PM Response to Reply #28 |
45. OMG! |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
29. I don't care if it rains or freezes |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:38 PM Response to Reply #29 |
46. Did you make that up??? |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 09:10 PM Response to Reply #46 |
66. Yup. Sung to the tune of |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:42 PM Response to Original message |
33. Just remember, not everyone who digs Jesus is a raving lunatic right-wing nut job |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 12:03 AM Response to Reply #33 |
37. I'll bet you don't |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:39 PM Response to Reply #33 |
48. Oh, i totally agree! |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:44 PM Response to Original message |
35. probably looking for a wireless connection |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:40 PM Response to Reply #35 |
49. LOL |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-05-08 11:45 PM Response to Original message |
36. Jesus is at the bar every night where i go |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:41 PM Response to Reply #36 |
50. I have a friend named Jesus |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
47. I saw jesus last night at the bar |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:41 PM Response to Reply #47 |
51. You too??? |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:44 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. no PDX |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:45 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Yikes! Go take a nap |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:49 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. CMH |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:51 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. Whoa, that's a great deal! |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
52. If Jesus had really been there... |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 06:47 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. Jesus would like my favorite bar |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 07:05 PM Response to Reply #55 |
58. Sounds like fun! |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 07:14 PM Response to Reply #58 |
61. Still no news!!! |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 07:17 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. If they called a couple of weeks ago, |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 07:21 PM Response to Reply #62 |
64. It's so hard to be patient! ;-) |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
59. Is there a country and western song here somewhere?? |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 07:12 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. Yes!!! Post 24 |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
63. Maybe Jesus has a MySpace page too |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-06-08 07:21 PM Response to Reply #63 |
65. Jesus was on DU for a while -- one of the funniest threads EVAH |
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