Make Yourself Useful On A Desert Island - What Job Do You Do And Why Would It Help The Tribe?

[THUNDER HANDS]

I'm a court reporter. If I was stranded on a desert island with the rest of DU I would be able to record statements from everyone about their life.

What would YOU contribute?

[China_cat]

1. I cook. I also know how to cook over open fires,

and even start those fires. So you wouldn't have to eat everything raw unless you really wanted to.

[Fox Mulder]

2. I'd be the supervisor.

I'd sip on something while everyone else works. :D

[LSK]

3. and I would supervise your supervision

[mtnester]

4. I would vote BOTH your asses out

lazy curs

[Fox Mulder]

5. That's what I'd want.

:D

[mtnester]

10. I would love to go to those islands, but without all those people

I think it would be funner (is that a word...nor really I am thinking) to go out name calling

[LSK]

8. cool, hot food and shower for me

Have fun!

:D

[MrCoffee]

6. I have no survival skills at all...

so I'd be a delicious feast for you after I die three days into my stay on the island.

[mtnester]

7. We would just call you Timothy

:)

[Bunny]

20. .

:spray:

[av8rdave]

9. Official species propagator

[Inchworm]

11. I'll speculate, tell stories, and plan time killers

I'm also pretty good at starting fires and collecting coals if China wants to focus on cooking. We may need to send the supervisors for some wood. :)

:hi:

[RebelOne]

12. I'm a copy editor, so I don't know that I would be of any use.

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. you could edit my transcripts

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My dear Magic Rat!

Well, even though I am retired, I could still do basic nursing!

No heavy duty stuff though...:yoiks:

[Greyskye]

15. I can route up all of your semiconductor designs

Using this tool:



Hope somebody can build me a power supply and a CAD station though.

[DS1]

16. make tools to cut down trees and build rafts and fishing equipment

[Lyric]

17. I would be the official "thinker"

I'd be the one thinking of solutions to the inevitable problems; an engineer of sorts. I'd also provide entertainment via a magazine drawn on a series of large leaves, with good articles and ( . )( . ) :evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

19. Woot!

I can snatch story ideas off you. :)

AND see boobays!

:hi:

[krispos42]

18. I'm a machine operator

If I had a machine to operate I'd machine nine dozen kitchen faucet housings a shift.

:P





Seriously, I'm mechanically inclined and reasonably inventive. I could make a wind-powered pump, for example, to move fresh water from a well or stream to our habitat.

At least, I think I could. Or a water wheel or something, at least.

[geardaddy]

21. I have a conch.

So I would be the keeper of the conch.