Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt: "The fakest fake fakers on the fucking fake coast of Fake-islavia"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's relationship is on the line in the new season of MTV's The Hills. Supposedly there's another woman involved, and Us Magazine is running with the story - as if it's real. C'mon! Everyone knows Heidi and Spencer are the fakest fake fakers on the fucking fake coast of Fake-islavia. Here's the fake scoop:

"Spencer and I have really had our ups and downs this past year," Montag tells Us. "I've definitely been betrayed by friends before, but I've never had a boyfriend do this to me."
She adds, "Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat."

So obviously the producers are trying to create some drama by injecting one of the normal pitfalls of a relationship: doing other people.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/03/heidi_montag_and_spencer_on_th_1.php

[Sannum]

1. Who are these people? Seriously?

Why are there random people with no visible talent on the cover of magazines now.

Hell in a handbasket, I tell ya.