Everything my children have learned, they've learned from cartoons.

[rug]

Should I be ashamed?

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Only be ahsamed if they haven't learned to buy their contraptions from ACME.

If they're buying from any other company, they're wasting their money.

Only ACME sells the best rocket sleds, anvils, giant slingshots, and catapults.

[rug]

2. They want to buy the paint the Roadrunner uses to turn a mountain into a tunnel.