If somebody phoned ME at 3:00am, I'd tell them to fuck off.

[billyskank]

I guess I'd make a shit president. :D

[Mutley]

1. !!!

I'd vote for you.

:D

:hug:

[billyskank]

6. !!!

Awwwwwww :hug:

:*

[Mutley]

18. And where the hell have you been?!

I've missed you!

:*

[billyskank]

22. I've been hiding, hon.

And I've been missing you longer. :hug:

Or maybe we missed each other for exactly the same length of time.

:loveya:

[Mutley]

26. That sounds about right.

:hug:

:loveya:

I've been trying to check in more often. I hope you will, too.

[billyskank]

27. Okay.

For you. :hug:

[Mutley]

29. Damn right!

I may be feeling a bit cocky today. :o

[billyskank]

38. mutley is feeling a what again?

:D

[Mutley]

42. I'm pretty sure you have an imagination.

:D

:blush:

:D

:blush:

[billyskank]

43. Just as filthy as yours is, dear

:blush:

:*

[Mutley]

45. Thank god for that.

:*

[Oeditpus Rex]

56. Waidasec

How come you encourage billy's imagination and pour cold water on mine?

[Mutley]

57. I was trying to get you to express your imagination.

Like a dare.

"Uh-huh. Why don't you prove it?" kinda thing. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. You couldn't

He ain't a Mer'kin. :P



Now, if some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at him...

[Mutley]

17. Hey, if the pubies are willing to change the law for Ahnold

we can be willing to change it for billyskank.

:D

[billyskank]

19. You should call it the billyskank amendment!

:D

[Mutley]

24. I'M GONNA CALL MY SENATOR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!11

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Can't do that, either

Phones in jail are wired only for outgoing, collect calls. :D

[Mutley]

44. Maybe I get special privileges.

:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. ...

No comment.

[Mutley]

50. I know there's a comment in that brain of yours.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. There is

But I yam a Gentleman.

O8)

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Pubies?

Nah, I'd better not. :D

[billyskank]

23. ...

:rofl:


It doesn't matter, we all knew already what you were thinking. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. As if you weren't

You just pronounce it "peebies." :D

[Mutley]

25. Uh-huh.

All of a sudden he wants to be a good boy.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Hey, I don't wanna have to resign

It's a jungle out there. :scared:









And there, too.

[Mutley]

32. ...

:spray:

That is my only reply. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. 'S'kay

Some jungles are worth fighting through.

[Mutley]

36. Now who's implying something?

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. Me

I'm talking about the search for the Walking Tree of Dahomey.

[Mutley]

51. Sure ya are.

Mmhmm.

[Oeditpus Rex]

53. Okay

Actually, I'm searching for the Batsmen of the Kalahari, which is a bit later in that episode, but I couldn't find an appropriate photo. :(

[texas1928]

39. What they make weed whackers for...

:hide:

[texas1928]

2. I'd be like...

"Can't you people do this shit during business hours?"

[billyskank]

7. Really

For fuck's sake, who'd be up for starting World War III at 3:00am? You can still taste the toothpaste. You need a good breakfast to get the blood sugar and blood lust up.

[texas1928]

13. I know...

And if it is a cold day, you got to go out and warm up the tanks, or they are good for nothing.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. That'd be 6 p.m. here

What's your number? :D

[billyskank]

9. For that simple reason

on no account are you having my number! ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Meh

All the numbers are probably on the left side of the keypad anyway. :P

[flvegan]

4. What if she was really hot and making a booty call?

[billyskank]

5. Not a situation that arises.

;)

[supernova]

8. You never know

:loveya:

:hug: So good to see you again. :D

[billyskank]

11. Awwww

:hug: Good to see you too. :loveya:

[flvegan]

10. That may be, but as prezzident I'll bet you could score some nice ass.

Daily. Mackin' like Hef with your own Air Force One.

[billyskank]

12. Better reason than most for wanting to be pres.

"Oh, I just wanted the job so I could get laid." :D

[Crazy Dave]

16. She must go to bed in her pants-suit

Most gals would answer the phone at that time wearing their nighties or a bathrobe but it appears that Hillary goes to bed with her glasses and her pants-suit still on as it shows her answering the phone that way.

[texas1928]

21. She's still up waiting on Bill to get home.

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

31. Sorry. I got confused about the time zones.

:blush:

[Crazy Dave]

33. I think that's a great point

Maybe that's why she's still dressed, wearing make-up and glasses :shrug:

[billyskank]

35. Okay, there's an exception to every rule.

Even if you weren't making a booty call. :)

:hug:

[DS1]

40. I called someone at 3 am today

the reaction was much more friendly than that







:loveya: -not you, billy

[billyskank]

41. You're cheating on me??

:cry:

[texas1928]

46. Actually, that commercial....

If it takes her that long to answer the phone. I mean come on, after the 4th or 5th ring it goes to voice mail. I was thinking, after the third ring, "ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE, ALREADY!"

[unpossibles]

49. my phone rings once, and is not very loud

feel free to call me at any time and I will feel free to ignore the call.

[AirmensMom]

54. That's disappointing.

I was going to call you at 3:00AM tomorrow. :P



:hi: :hug:

[Fox Mulder]

55. It all depends who it was.

[In_The_Wind]

58. The last late night call I received was at 2:00AM.

I didn't even yell at him.

I guess I'd do okay as president.