Body Detox—Day 3

[x-g.o.p.er]

Worries about starting/day 1:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7547643&mesg_id=7549454

Day two:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7550784&mesg_id=7550784

So we’ve gotten to the midway point of the body detoxification, and we’ve had some more interesting developments, or evacuations, if you will:

1. My left ventricle
2. Right pinky toe
3. Both nipples
4. My first car, a 1978 Buck Skylark. It used to have a crushed red velvet interior, but it now has a decidedly brown hue to it. Brown, by the way, is the color you should use when wanting to convey feelings of warmth, honesty, and wholesomeness. Don’t believe me? http://desktoppub.about.com/cs/colorselection/p/brown.htm

5. Two Chinese terra cotta warriors
6. A monkey, and it flew out. So when I say something will happen when a monkey flies out of my ass, I hereby proclaim myself as the self-appointed expert on such occurrences.
7. Old homework assignments ranging anywhere from 7th grade to my senior year in high school.
8. An old 45 rpm of “Seasons in the Sun”, by Terry Jacks.
9. An Atari 5200. I was wondering what the hell happened to that. It was my favorite video game console growing up.

So to the naysayers and medical experts who call themselves “doctors”, or “nurses”, who claim such sophistry as “the liver and kidneys do this naturally” I say to you all:

Meh...

[flvegan]

1. Did the 5200 come with any games?

[x-g.o.p.er]

3. It probably will...

[SKKY]

2. What program/product are you using?

Also, you could probably get a decent coin for the Atari on e-bay, provided it works.

[x-g.o.p.er]

4. Detox 7 for the program,

And I'm keepin the 5200 for nostalgia's sake.

As long as I can get rid of that damn smell...

[Raven]

5. Are you done yet??? I hope not! I've been relying on you to

crack me up everyday! But, my goodness, you have strange eating habits!

[x-g.o.p.er]

6. In my defense...

I drank A LOT when I was younger, and I think that I will blame my poor eating habits on that, because for the life of me, I don't remember eating that Atari 5200.

And I only remember one terra cotta soldier...