Am I completely insane?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

I think I've become THAT wife. My husband is now 40 minutes late from work. An ambulance went out a few minutes ago, and I'm terrified. He forgot his phone today and didn't call to tell me he'd be late. I'm freaking out here.
Duckie

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Eh, I'm that wife too

:pals:

[graywarrior]

2. I do the same thing

Sometimes I check to see if he's breathing while he's asleep. He cracks up over that one.

[billyskank]

4. I'd hold my breath to freak you out.

[graywarrior]

5. Hold your breath and stamp your feet.

[billyskank]

7. I'm running out of air

and my feet hurt.

[billyskank]

3. He's fine.

I'm thousands of miles away across the ocean, but even so I can state with certainty that he's fine. Trust me. He's stuck in traffic and can't call you because he forgot his phone.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. He's back.

Crazily enough he had a late service. Thank God.
Duckie