Oh crap! I've been busted in a prostitution ring!! What should I do? Will this affect my career?

[Bucky]

I'm getting kinda concerned about this. Should I invite my wife to stand next to me when I make my statement to the press? I don't want to be too obvious, ya know, as I figure out how I'm gonna weather this storm.

Also, does anyone here have a few grand I can borrow? I really need to go off someplace by myself this weekend where I can think through my options--maybe blow off a little steam.

[JVS]

1. I HATE when that happens!

[Mike03]

2. Rest assured, if you are in the entertainment industry...

It can only help you. It's fabulous for your reputation, prestige and power.

[Bucky]

3. No, not in showbiz. But I am, um, well--let's just say I have a public presense. Need advice. Fast!

This won't help my prestige a bit. What if I brought the kids out for the press conference? Do you think their presense will keep the media from asking any tough questions? It's gotta be worth a shot, no?

[DarkTirade]

4. I for one am appalled at your behavior.

You had enough cash to hire an expensive prostitute, but you couldn't pay back that five bucks I lent you last week? Jeez...

[Bucky]

6. Hey, I paid you back in services!

I had the hooker "mistakenly" call out your name in a moment of passion. Technically, that should've been worth 10 dollars, but I think she was faking it.

[KamaAina]

5. Depends. Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

if the latter, just remember, IOKIYAR (It's OK If You're A Republican). See under Vitter, David.

If, on the other hand, you're a Dem, you're just SOL. :P

[madinmaryland]

7. Nice post, Spitzer. Blitzer is looking for a date now. (wolf)

[Iris]

8. Ask your wife if she'll stand by you. And let me know what she says!

[JohnnyLib2]

9. Nevada. Bunny Ranch Sanctuary.

They have your name. :evilgrin:

[Dave_Fl_50]

10. Did you overpay too. Thats what drives the story

Remeber how high Charlie Sheen's bill was. Even worse than Spitzer3

[Generic Brad]

11. I would just lay low in the governor's mansion for a few days

Of course the governor might just tell me to scram if he finds me.